“Hmmm,” you hum, chewing the inside of your cheek in thought. You smile devilishly and pop an eyebrow up in a challenge. “How about a race?”
“A race?” she parrots, blinking once. “Hah! You don’t have an Apple’s chance in Canterlot! I’m gonna mop the floor with you!”
“You’re on!” Adrenaline surges through your body as you lock your determined gaze onto Rainbow Dash’s fiery eyes.
If you are an earth pony or unicorn, proceed to Chapter 7a.
If you are a pegasus, griffin, hippogryph, or other such flying creature, proceed to Chapter 7b.
If you are an alicorn, please stop reading this story, pour yourself a stiff drink, go sit in a dark corner, and reevaluate your life.
This is golden. You just won my appreciation sir. Thank you.
What if I started out as a normal pony, but became an alicorn after an especially enlightening session of re-evaluating my life, and now I'm the Princess of Introspection?
Do I get the whole bottle then?
But what if I'm none of the above? What if I'm, say, Coldsteel the Hedgeheg?
Way to go with that wise crack you made against all those mary-sues and gary-stues on chapter 7 it cracked me up.
Reference to The Cutie Remark?
Laughed harder at this than I should!
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I'm sipping on some Malort as we speak to get the taste of bad OC out of my mouth
This is the most meaningful and wholesome quote I’ve come across. Thank you, for giving my life meaning and purpose.
*Whispers*
You thought I was an Alicorn...
You fooolllll...
I am a unicorn that has a talent for illusion!
*Maniacal laughter*
For all those who think they are so important to reflect themselves as an alicorn, here's your medicine.
OK, that hurts. I'll have you know that I am an extremely powerful, extremely rare alicorn male, and that comment is REALLY offensive to our kind. I also contain human DNA to further boost my powers, so go take your own advice there!
(I'm obviously joking with the whole 'take your own advice' thing, but it's still kind of offensive.)