As mildly interested in Anthropology, I always sorta wanted to be human, but not for real! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a mare, not a dude! Humans aren't real... right?
8879999 It's Dash without a cutie mark! Just wait until she grows a fedora.
8879970 They were temporarily banned years ago to stop a slew of not-mlp related stories, wherein humans would screw around for a chapter or two and then have a cutie mark appear. Luckily, time heals all wounds. Probably. If I don't post a blog tomorrow, tell my followers I always hated Rarity the most.
8880045 I respect you for sticking to your principles of downvoting all 5/4 related fics and that's why you're the only commentor who passed my test! I stick to my principles as well, even when it doesn't end well.
8880074 No, I mean because it's the same cover image as the old one (minus the cutie mark) and such a similar title that I thought someone had re-uploaded it, but then the description was backwards! It's crazy, I tell ya.
I'd just like to point out to everyone that if there is a ban on story subjects, they're not going to pass the approval process and get published in the first place (unless shenanigans).
8880115 Auto approval is a thing, which this story did get auto approved, but I doubt this will raise any flags since that was such a long time ago, in the good 'ol days of FIM. 8880074 I have been out of that game for a long time, sorry bud. Glad to see you are writing again though!
8880045 That wasn't the rule. As long as it was a certain amount of words, or if it had ponies in it from the start of publishing the fanfiction, it was good to go as a side-story to Five Score Divided By Four.
"Looking for editor, college degree in english required, entry level, no pay, 8 years experience required. Must be willing to take a ban for the team. Contact me by texting this pager for a LinkedIn profile to retrieve my email. Job posting expires in 23 minutes."
“Yeah, ah hate ta shee such a lightweight wastin’ my cider!”
So AJ's drunk as well? Huh, alrighty.
So, I don’t know any spell that can remove a cutie mark...
Oh, but Starlight might have a clue!
Not all of them are observable, and there are likely other life forms living in the other dimensions. When you take twenty-three and multiple it by twenty, then divide it by a score—”
*lifeforms *multiply
How do you think I can pull a tuba out of my hair?
Historically, tubas tend to always be made from 2.3 caret gold. They're also inexplicably linked to rumours.
Yes, with Pinkamena Detective Pie on the case, us twenty-three year old ponies had nothing to worry about.
A thorough review of the Ponyville planning maps will reveal that Sugar Cube Corner was originally intended to be placed on No. 23 Milkyway Candy Terraces, the 23rd street on the east facing side receiving an early-noon sun at exactly 11:23 AM. It was changed to the current location on the 23rd of March, exactly 23 days after a mysterious Sonic Rainboom destroyed 23 structural beams previously graded to withstand a compressive force of 20 tons...
...with some overhead giving a grand total strength of 22.899999923 tons max.
8880947 Each pony's point of view will have their own style, but I can't imagine any of them beating Deadpool's Pinkie's POV.
8880621 I can't decide if I want to write AJ's accent / drunken slurring, or write normal and have it be implied. She's gonna hit the hard cider in this story. A lot.
A thorough review of the Ponyville planning maps will reveal that Sugar Cube Corner was originally planned to be placed on No. 23 Milkyway Candy Terraces, the 23rd street on the east facing side receiving an afternoon sun at exactly 11:23 AM. It was changed to the current location on the 23rd or March, exactly 23 days after a mysterious Sonic Rainboom destroyed 23 structural beams previously graded to withstand a compressive force of 20 tons...
...with some overhead giving a grand total strength of 22.899999923 tons max.
Rainbows don't shine bright enough to melt structural beams. AJ and Pinkie thank you for this conspiracy which I'll use later in the story!
8880847 Break the site once, shame on TwistedSpectrum. Break the site twice, shame on Kaidan. But, break the site three times?🤔
“What’s up?” I asked. As I walked around the corner, I saw her and Dash in bed together. “Oh, wow, I didn’t know they wanted to sixty-nine. Everypony knows it takes three twenty-three year olds to make sixty-nine!”
As a math major I can appreciate Pinkie’s logic. As an Education major, I am starting to question Pinkie’s education.
Applejack jammed her dirty hoof in my mouth. My friends always talked to me about boundaries, and yet anytime I started to talk for too long they just shoved the nearest foot or blunt object into my mouth. Was that even sanitary? I always washed my hooves before I eat; I don’t want dirt or rabbit poop in my salad. And yet, I open my mouth and bam! In goes their foot.
After that, I KNEW this was gonna be a good story.
Twilight, being the jumpy alicorn she is, teleported to safety as the gunpowder charge in my cannon detonated.
: "And forgets about her so-called friends."
Dash, being twenty percent faster than the average Pegasus, rolled to the side.
: "Only twenty percent?! You'll feel my hoof for that! At least twenty times!"
Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy stood there like rabbits in front of a runaway apple cart.
: "Is there anything wrong with apple carts?" : "Is there anything wrong with rabbits?" : "Is there anything wrong with being a steadfast lady?"
“So, I don’t know any spell that can remove a cutie mark. I’ll write to Celestia right away. I bet fifty bits this was Discord! He’s always causing mischief!” Twilight stated.
I know another suspect you should check out whenever cutie marks are going missing...
Yes, with Pinkamena Detective Pie on the case, us twenty-three year old ponies had nothing to worry about.
In b4 ban!
Wow uh.
wow.
what did I just read and why did I enjoy it so much
Reverse Four-score? Now THAT is something.
This'll be an interesting trip.
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Wait, I thought spin-offs or side fics of five score devided by four were banned or something?
The cover art confused me for a minute.
8879416
Wasn't that like, 4 years ago? I don't see it in the submission rules anymore. Also I need an editor and a patsy. Know anyone?
8879580
My very first story was Reverse Asylum! I love reverse fics.
8879684 8879549
I can guarantee it'll be fun, or at the very least, unique.
8879913
Who else but Kaidan?
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8879999
It's Dash without a cutie mark! Just wait until she grows a fedora.
8879970
They were temporarily banned years ago to stop a slew of not-mlp related stories, wherein humans would screw around for a chapter or two and then have a cutie mark appear. Luckily, time heals all wounds. Probably. If I don't post a blog tomorrow, tell my followers I always hated Rarity the most.
8880045
I respect you for sticking to your principles of downvoting all 5/4 related fics and that's why you're the only commentor who passed my test! I stick to my principles as well, even when it doesn't end well.
8880074
No, I mean because it's the same cover image as the old one (minus the cutie mark) and such a similar title that I thought someone had re-uploaded it, but then the description was backwards! It's crazy, I tell ya.
I'd just like to point out to everyone that if there is a ban on story subjects, they're not going to pass the approval process and get published in the first place (unless shenanigans).
8880115
Auto approval is a thing, which this story did get auto approved, but I doubt this will raise any flags since that was such a long time ago, in the good 'ol days of FIM.
8880074
I have been out of that game for a long time, sorry bud. Glad to see you are writing again though!
8880045
That wasn't the rule. As long as it was a certain amount of words, or if it had ponies in it from the start of publishing the fanfiction, it was good to go as a side-story to Five Score Divided By Four.
8880192
Auto approval = systemized shenanigans
(But I did forget about that. )
8880192
Sigh, back to my blog then...
"Looking for editor, college degree in english required, entry level, no pay, 8 years experience required. Must be willing to take a ban for the team. Contact me by texting this pager for a LinkedIn profile to retrieve my email. Job posting expires in 23 minutes."
Ooh!
Really glad to see a fresh instalment of this.
So AJ's drunk as well? Huh, alrighty.
Oh, but Starlight might have a clue!
*lifeforms
*multiply
Historically, tubas tend to always be made from 2.3 caret gold. They're also inexplicably linked to rumours.
A thorough review of the Ponyville planning maps will reveal that Sugar Cube Corner was originally intended to be placed on No. 23 Milkyway Candy Terraces, the 23rd street on the east facing side receiving an early-noon sun at exactly 11:23 AM. It was changed to the current location on the 23rd of March, exactly 23 days after a mysterious Sonic Rainboom destroyed 23 structural beams previously graded to withstand a compressive force of 20 tons...
...with some overhead giving a grand total strength of 22.899999923 tons max.
Ayy lmao
Only time will tell if this causes FiMFiction to implode again
Okay... gotta say that you got Pinkie nailed down perfectly!
I just have to say, Best disclaimer ever
8880947
Each pony's point of view will have their own style, but I can't imagine any of them beating
Deadpool'sPinkie's POV.8880621
I can't decide if I want to write AJ's accent / drunken slurring, or write normal and have it be implied. She's gonna hit the hard cider in this story. A lot.
Rainbows don't shine bright enough to melt structural beams. AJ and Pinkie thank you for this conspiracy which I'll use later in the story!
8880847
Break the site once, shame on TwistedSpectrum.
Break the site twice, shame on Kaidan.
But, break the site three times?🤔
8880954
Best. Comment. Ever!
8881098
You're welcome!
I might address some typos I left behind, though.
Shame on the plebs who programmed it?
As a math major I can appreciate Pinkie’s logic.
As an Education major, I am starting to question Pinkie’s education.
After that, I KNEW this was gonna be a good story.
Ok, this was great! I was a bit confused at first, but as it gained momentum I realized I definitely need more of this
I know another suspect you should check out whenever cutie marks are going missing...
: "Okay, we are doomed."
Okay, that was a weird start!
In a good way.