Rainbow sped through the sky really fast, three hundred Sonic Rainbooms following her butt. She has a horn on her face, and she was using it to amply her voice.
"I AM SO RAINBOW! THAT'S SO RAINBOWWWWW!!!"
And then Pinkie threw a magic cake at her and then quickly flew up to where Rainbow was and licked the frosting off.
"Bosoms," PixelMoon suddenly thought as she continued to write this weird story.
And then Fluttershy locked herself in her brand new animal castle that appeared out of the ground. Meanwhile, Rarity attempted to take over Twilight's castle.
"I declare war! And then I win! Your castle is mine, peasant!" Rarity shrieked as she poked Twilight in the chest with a plastic lightsaber.
"No, no you don't," Twilight stated with a bored expression on her face.
"Awe, why not?" Rarity asked while pouting.
"Becau-"
"BOSOMS!" Applejack shouted randomly.
Wait, no she didn't. I did.
How did you do the upside down Celestia emote?
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That is a secret that none shall reveal...
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Hheheheeh
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Hheheeeee
Question: What if Celestia was the secret leader of the diamond dogs and the trio we see leading the den near Ponyville are her children?
What if Discord faced Starlight Glimmer while travelling all alternates timelines?
What if Lyra has a mid life crisis and discovers her love for humans is a lie, and does the stereotypical mid life crisis choices/ buys
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What if this fic became meta?
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Stuff would happen.
For a serious version of this concept try here.