Damn.

“Is mama going to say bad words?”

“Mama’s going to say bad words,” Second confirmed, nodding.

Sour's rant caused this to pop in my head:

“What’s left of it. ‘Censoring Cinch’ made me take entire paragraphs out. All that I was wanting to convey was the possibility that the current dreams of many of our class won’t come to pass and some could end up as penniless failures.”

I didn't expect Sugarcoat to be the best thing in this story.

You think you can just get rid of my frustrations with one wave of your magic dick?

I just woke up and found this story, and this line already made my day

Good story. I was starting o wonder what was in store for he future

Before Second could respond, his beloved chose that moment to chime in from the living room, “SECOND MOTHERFUCKING PERSON, YOU BETTER GET YOUR WORTHLESS ASS IN HERE ON THE DAMN DOUBLE AND RUB THE FEET OF THE GODDAMN MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD OR SO HELP ME I’LL GRAB THE THICKEST DILDO I CAN FIND AND GO TO TOWN ON YOUR VIRGIN ANUS!!!!!”

Lemon’s eyes widened with shock.

Second, however, had a big ‘ol stupid grin plastered on his face. “This is a masochist’s dream, Lemon. A masochist’s dream.”

I just died right there.

... I'm sorry, but I expected more. Considering the stories in the past, this was, well...
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“AND WHERE THE FUCK IS LEMON WITH MY SHIT TO MAKE SOME PICKLE AND CHEEZ WHIZ SANDWHICHES!?!”

SHE'S RIGHT HERE CATCHING FLIES WITH HER MOUTH BECAUSE SHE JUST HEARD YOU!

Kinda cheesy, but sweet (yeah, yeah, I know, sour sweet).

You should have added some lightning bolts to the rainbows, because that would have been Flash Sentry's magic.

The moral of the story? VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, DICK-FOR-BRAINS!!!

Bitter Honey sat on top of her father’s lap as he scrolled through an old social media site which was pretty much forgotten all about by the current generation.

And thus, Facebook finally went the same way as Myspace and Friendster before it and disappeared into the internet ether. Or was it YouTube? Either or would fit.

God damn! How do I get in your story for real and replace Second Person with myself! I want to be dominated by that Goddess!