Call me Queenie

by Abaddon spice

Noncanon Christmas (pls don't kill me)

Author's Note:

Alright, before you all come for me with pitchforks and butcher knives I just want to explain that I am going through some super messed up technical crap. As well as finals and tons of work stuff, so my update schedule is basically caput. BUT I will continue all my stories (just going to take forever). Right now though I just wanted to get the holidays out of the way so here's a revised version of Carol of the bells.

A Changelings Carol of the Bells

Hark how the bells,
Sweet silver bells,
All seem a ease,
Young and naive

Hearts warming's here,
Bringing good cheer,
To young and old,
Meek and the bold.

Ding dong ding dong
That is their song
With joyful ring
Mouths watering.

One seems to hear
Words without fear
From everywhere
Filling the air.

Oh how we growl,
Timberwolves howl,
O'er mountain side,
In the moonlight.

Ponies will sleep
While changelings creep
Songs of good cheer,
Hearts warming's here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Heartswarming,
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Heartswarming.

Guards they will send,
Food without end,
Keep your disguise
Practice your lies.

Ding dong ding dong
Ding dong ding dong

Hark how the bells,
Sweet tasty smells,
Look where they lay,
Take them away

Heartswarming's here,
Bringing good cheer,
Grubs will fed,
Ponies gone from beds.

Oh how they pound,
Can't make a sound,
O'er hill and dale,
We shall prevail.

Shrilly they scream
Cocoon muffling
Quivering in fear,
Changelings are here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Heartswarming,

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Heartswarming,

Onwards we fly,
Nearly daylight,
Done with our roam Time to go home.

Comments

[Viper Pit]

well at least the story isnt dead just on life support

[Snow]

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Nah, basically any time a story is dead for a year or more, it's dead period. It might twitch a bit but any that actually complete after that point are something of exceptions to the rule. This one hasn't quite reached the year mark, though.

[Viper Pit]

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like i said on life support

[LEGION55]

More soon before I start aiming this vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lostplanet/images/7/78/RAILWAY_gun.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100605102656

[Pallor]

I personally feel that if you're going to bait us all with a non-canon Christmas special with no substance, it would have been better off in a blog post rather than a chapter in the story.

[stephen51991]

[Rockstar_Raccoon]

Oh good! You updated again! :D

[Rockstar_Raccoon]

....Or not.

[Junkoposter]

F U C K

[AnormalUnicornPony]

Hahaha. So I can haz that story at some point then? Eggcellent.

[mastermenthe]

àáâãäåæāăąàagh!!!

[FilthyFaith]

Well this has been a roller coaster of emotions

* eye twitch * you update and it is not even canon * takes deep breath * I’m fine , peachy fucking keen

[Dreadknight garen]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[xavex]

I am picturing several adorable Pupas(either queens/protoqueens/near pony feature ones) and Foals singing this song in perfect unity as the cuteness level just pass 9000 in the scale of OMG.

[darktempest]

Really after so Long this is what you make? Come on i want more!!!!!!!

[Guner]

8592916

[PuppetXMaster]

angry mob noises

[FilthyFaith]

XD

[TheBird]

The twist I never saw coming.

[flux the unhinged]

ITS ALIVE!

[dov]

where have i seen those changelings in your cover again?...

[Khiten]

you can sing this song to he tetris tune

[FilthyFaith]

Yes I am happy now , Great story so far

[N4rwh41]

Name her something uplifting and not at all threatening, like Boudica, or JohnArc. You know, normal, nonbadass people :p

[keroko]

8594216
One one hand, yes! On the other hand, with our Queenie now being named Kerrigan that's kind of setting up for a self fulfilling prophecy of a sneaky backstab...

8593915
Well she needs to learn to shush and let the less archaic minds think.

[crimson velvet]

*stands outside your window with knife*
You better update
*Slowly slides out of view*

[zavdan62]

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I approve this comment.

[FilthyFaith]

Name the young queen orchid plz
And sorry for being impatient * bows *

[treegrowth]

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It's fine, thank you for the correction.

[bellcross009]

oh i love this its good. please continue updating it and some more chapters please .

[Arngeir]

Hmm... I like it, I want to see where this story goes, I hope it isn't dead.

[FilthyFaith]

It’s slow updates, but it’s well worth it

[Arstotzka-Pon]

<when the story isn’t dead> :D

[Mourningmist]

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I think monsters inc. Raz the slug said that near the end.

[Alicorn Prince]

So is this story actually coming back or is it already dead again after a totally unrelated holiday post...?
P.S. not trying to be pushy, just like to know what I can expect updates from since I tend to read stuff on here during my breaks at work.

[Warrior Kitten]

Hearths Warming not Hearts Warming

Also rip I caught up already

[FilthyFaith]

XD ya , onece you get into a good story like this its hard to stop reading, so we wait on baited breath for the next glorious chapter

[crimson velvet]

If you look to the left there is a angry mob ready to behead the author he should really UPDATE

[Viper Pit]

more i must have more

[FilthyFaith]

Agreed, more must be written

[hive vs machine]

8807057
8605643
yes more please

[Amuka]

*Checks last chapter release date
5th Dec 2017

hmmmmm.
What was it I came here to comment?
*Thinks
Oh yes! Now i Remember!
*Clears Throat
YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS STORY SOON OR I'M GONNA-
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[Dragon27Celestial]

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*Looks at what was after the error*

*backs away*

[Amuka]

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Nooo!
You come back here right now!

[Dragon27Celestial]

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*runs* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *teleports out*

[Mourningmist]

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Why are you hiding in pinkie’s mane? Know what never mind I don’t want to know.

[Dragon27Celestial]

8890319
Doivas has spoken of unspeakable things

That and Pinkie's Mane is a pocket dimension.

[FilthyFaith]

Agreed, I’m honestly hoping the author actually reads our comments , if they do then why the fuck has there been no updates since 2027

[Drr]

Update?

[Cosmic Flare]

Hope you are well writer. Your story is very good.