To take control of a nation isn't easy, but Anon took control of the world... Innocently(maybe not so at the end). He didn't want this, he didn't even know he was doing it till it was to late. Taking over the world in suck a lewd way...
So, the guy chef gets fired while the girl chef just has to explain herself later? That doesn't seem fair.
Looking at the rest of the guards, she said to all of them. “And somepony find me who and where this ‘Night Glider’ is, I want him in the dungeon right this moment. I’ll deal with him when I deem it necessary.”
The male chef loaded the Princess' plate with his jizz. The female chef targeted the weird alien thing. Also it sounds like this isn't the first time he's done it.
Why give us nipples if we can’t even fucking use them.
If you want to try it, gently rub or roll your nipples. Massage the darker area around your nipple, not just the tip of your nipple. You can do this by placing your palm over the areola and moving it in a circular motion, firmly and gently. Stimulate your breasts for an hour, three times a day.
To be perfectly honest, though, Luna also seems ready to punish stallions much quicker and harder than mares. She wants Night Glider thrown in a dungeon too, after all. Maybe somepony asks her about that at some point.
7426537 7426513 They're twins. Their parents gave them the same name. Yeah, they were stupid like that, but it explains why Fem!Night Glider went to Equaltown to find her own way.
Aaaawwwww,I'm was hoping the drone was female. Also, I've been searching, but I can't seem to find page 11 on the news paper, woe is me. finally, why not change the name night glider to night rider? Just a thought.
Here's to hoping more castle maids are used as 'love' shields.
*In Troy Barnes/Danny Glover-Esque Voice* This title is a lie! There is nothing innocent about this! Why would you purposely put a word that describes the exact opposite of atmosphere for this story!!!
*sob*... Butterfly in the sky,.. I can go twice as high-hehe*sobs*.. Set phasers to love me...
7427939 Imgur's a butt and divorced Fimfic, so now they have joint custody of images. Sadly, that means direct imgur links don't work because they just can't get along anymore. It's a sad story, one that would break the rules of Fimfic otherwise I'd write it.
To see how to summon your own Succubus - go to page 5.
what the FUCK!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!
Princess Luna didn’t say anything, she just kept banging her head on one of the columns, which had started to crack.
I got a wooden wall, guess whats happening
“Fuck no, I’m not blindfolding myself. You -”
Anon snapped his mouth shut when he saw big blue horse float a spear over.
“- should totally blindfold me. I always wanted to be blindfolded by a horse,” Tying the blindfold in a knot behind his head. “see, no need to get violent.”
wimp
Laughing loudly and hugging the maid close to his chest Anon started spinning around. Laughing he didn’t noticed the wet *pat, pat, pat* and the circle of mare cum forming around him, neither did he noticed the wet splats hitting the other two horses on their faces.
Everyone screamed at the top of their voices. Anon definitely not being the highest pitched.
LIAR
With another *pop* Luna reappeared in the hall room breathing heavily and blushing with. Startled, Anon quickly put his hoodie on, not before giving Luna a clear view of his chest and stomach.
Luna waited for Anon to put his hoodie on, never taking her eyes off his chest. When he was done, she floated over a glass of murky white liquid. “I have been trying to make different drinks lately, it’s a hobby of mind. Please tell me what you think of it?”
Taking a sniff as he took it over, he determined it as blueberry juice. “Blueberry juice?” he asked, “How did you make the juice white?”
“Magic.” Luna said, a bit too quickly. “Now please, give it a taste.”
Giving it a small sip, Anon ran it through his tongue. “Very strong, but I think I taste something else. Pitaya? Plum? Hard to tell. Tastes nice though.” And with that, he downed it in one go.
I CANT TAKE DIITT ANUYMOTTRE, YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
Inching its head closer, it gave Anon’s head a quick lick. The effect was immediate. It, collapsed between Anon’s legs giving a clear view and smell of his sack. Trying with all its might it pulled itself up. Face only half an inch form Anon’s pride.
Congrats author, you have managed to make me aroused by the ending. You are the only author that has managed to do that, even with all the smut fics ive read.
But this was starting to get out of hoof. She even had to use an ejaculating dildo to give Celestia water, fearing that she might dehydrate. Luna was having very conflicted feelings about shoving a dildo down her sister’s throat, especially when Celestia moaned louder than usual when she did it.
Oh. OH.This is going to be one of those fics, isn't it? Also, this sentence is stupid. Just stupid. I get that it's supposed to be ridiculous and lecherous, but there has to be other things Luna could have used that were not dildos.
That is all.
“NOOO!! YOU HAVEN’T TASTED MY SPECIAL SAUCE YET!!!” Chef Hazelnut screamed while being dragged away. “I’LL MAKE YOU ALL TASTE MY SPECIAL LOVE SAUCE!!!” The doors banged shut muffling the screams.
I...I honestly don't know what to say here other than what the bleeding hell did he think was going to happen?
Anyway, my friend in the night guard said a monster caused all this, he said the monster had a dick as big as my leg and tits as big as my head.
This sentence is odd and disturbing in universe. The only semi okay possibility is if somehow Lyra was on steroids and mentioned this, because these are fucking ponies and you just described attractive human traits-well, the tits but still. So, yeah, disturbing. Kind of funny too if you think this pony just has incredibly strange fetishes for his kind, but mostly disturbing
Somewhere on an apple farm, certain horses were having mini orgasm for no reasons.
7428816 tl;dr at bottom Depends on the type of magnetism we're talking about, their are six basic types of magnetism. Diamagnetism, paramagnetism, ferromagnetism, antiferromagnetism, ferrimagnetism and superparamagnetism. The form of magnetism you probably know best is ferromagnetism; look at those refrigerator magnets, that's ferromagnetism at work and is easiest to observe for it is one of the most powerful forms of magnetism. In ferromagnetism the pattern of electrons is consistent and the electrons are parallel to each other. In antiferromagnetism the electrons align in a parallel pattern with opposite facing spins. Ferro magnetism applies only to iron, nickel, cobalt and their alloys and antiferro applies to transition metals. Diamagnetism is the weakest form of magnetism as this form of magnetism applies to all elements. Unlike a ferromagnet, diamagnetism is not permanent and will not always repel. In contrast paramagnetism is the ability that all elements have to attract and just like diamagnetism is weak but, unlike diamagnetism, can be quite strong yet just as inconsistent. I have nothing to say about superparamagnetism, I was just reading about it and I have no clue what it's about. By the way, Dia/para/antiferromagnetism are usually so weak that you need sensitive equipment to read their forces.
tl;dr Ferromagnetism - Fridge magnets Antiferromagnetism - Weird magnets Diamagnetism - Force push Paramagnetism - Force pull Ferrimagnetism - Internet is confusing Superparamagnetism - I have no idea. Something about temperature?
tl;dr;tl;dr
I wasted your time.
Feel free to correct whatever mistakes I placed above!
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Wait, why John? That means I'll have to change my name to John now.
7411988
That would be too~ easy.
7413051
... mind if I try and get that into the story somehow?
So, the guy chef gets fired while the girl chef just has to explain herself later? That doesn't seem fair.
Well, there's a bit of a problem.
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This is Night Glider. She's a chick.
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Umm... Rule 63 ?
I don't know, I just thought of a name in my head.
Pictures don't work.
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Added description below the pics in case they don't work.
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Nah. Just say they have the same name.
>The Equestria will never be the same again
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The male chef loaded the Princess' plate with his jizz. The female chef targeted the weird alien thing. Also it sounds like this isn't the first time he's done it.
If you want to try it, gently rub or roll your nipples. Massage the darker area around your nipple, not just the tip of your nipple. You can do this by placing your palm over the areola and moving it in a circular motion, firmly and gently. Stimulate your breasts for an hour, three times a day.
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GENIUS!!
Mind if I use that 'get out of jail free card'?
anon is gonna need an adult soon!
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Yeah, that's true.
To be perfectly honest, though, Luna also seems ready to punish stallions much quicker and harder than mares. She wants Night Glider thrown in a dungeon too, after all. Maybe somepony asks her about that at some point.
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They're twins. Their parents gave them the same name.
Yeah, they were stupid like that, but it explains why Fem!Night Glider went to Equaltown to find her own way.
Aaaawwwww,I'm was hoping the drone was female. Also, I've been searching, but I can't seem to find page 11 on the news paper, woe is me. finally, why not change the name night glider to night rider? Just a thought.
Here's to hoping more castle maids are used as 'love' shields.
Oh Pinkie Pie... You are fantastic! And I kinda wonder what the Changeling will be like after everything is said and done that night...
I so enjoy what the perverted mind can imagine.
I fucking love this. It's so overly sexualized, yet the main cause is totally oblivious.
That makes it even funnier.
I was laughing so hard because instead of saying "apple" I was repeating Panda and imagined Anon dabbing at the end
This story is just so much fun to read.
7426700 I was thinking the same exact thing
And suddenly, I'm tempted to blame everything on Pinkie...
God damn this is my new fetish.
this made me cringe and uncomfortable... 10/10 BEST FIC OF THE YEAR
how pinkie know the changeling is doing the infro aron?
Pinkie to OP, pls nerf
pls?
This is probably the best authors note I've ever read.
*In Troy Barnes/Danny Glover-Esque Voice* This title is a lie! There is nothing innocent about this! Why would you purposely put a word that describes the exact opposite of atmosphere for this story!!!
*sob*... Butterfly in the sky,.. I can go twice as high-hehe*sobs*.. Set phasers to love me...
I bet you pronounce it as JIF you heathen.
7427473 media.giphy.com/media/fUW4aQrf3qEBG/giphy.gif
7427939 Imgur's a butt and divorced Fimfic, so now they have joint custody of images. Sadly, that means direct imgur links don't work because they just can't get along anymore. It's a sad story, one that would break the rules of Fimfic otherwise I'd write it.
7427982 Oh, I don't remember hearing anything like that about linked images. Thanks for the info.
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Hey! Anon totally hugged me! I didn't shoot DNA from my one eyed yogurt slinger at 100mph from reading this! B-baka!
SHE WANTS THE DICK!!!!
7428218 DAMMIT, YOU PUT ME IN THE ER
it's suffocating agony
what the FUCK!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!
I got a wooden wall, guess whats happening
wimp
NONONONONONOONONONOONONONONONONONONOONONONOONONONONONONONONO...NOPE!!!!
couldn't have said it better myself
LIAR
I CANT TAKE DIITT ANUYMOTTRE, YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
this is nothing but cringe-worthy
what the hell just happened?!!!
I like this........*unzips pants* I ship LunaXCelestiaXAnon
That ending was gay af, please keep the gayness at zero.
More
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
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7426466
that ending was great, make anon bisexual and have him buttfuck shining.
Congrats author, you have managed to make me aroused by the ending. You are the only author that has managed to do that, even with all the smut fics ive read.
7428548 Thanks to your dumb comment, I really hope the author goes full gay with this story.
7428314 ;)
7428548 y8;cbqn4l.
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i think this is my only shot at getting an answer to this age old un-answered question
how... do magnets work?
Oh. OH.This is going to be one of those fics, isn't it? Also, this sentence is stupid. Just stupid. I get that it's supposed to be ridiculous and lecherous, but there has to be other things Luna could have used that were not dildos.
That is all.
I...I honestly don't know what to say here other than what the bleeding hell did he think was going to happen?
This sentence is odd and disturbing in universe. The only semi okay possibility is if somehow Lyra was on steroids and mentioned this, because these are fucking ponies and you just described attractive human traits-well, the tits but still. So, yeah, disturbing. Kind of funny too if you think this pony just has incredibly strange fetishes for his kind, but mostly disturbing
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tl;dr at bottom
Depends on the type of magnetism we're talking about, their are six basic types of magnetism. Diamagnetism, paramagnetism, ferromagnetism, antiferromagnetism, ferrimagnetism and superparamagnetism. The form of magnetism you probably know best is ferromagnetism; look at those refrigerator magnets, that's ferromagnetism at work and is easiest to observe for it is one of the most powerful forms of magnetism. In ferromagnetism the pattern of electrons is consistent and the electrons are parallel to each other. In antiferromagnetism the electrons align in a parallel pattern with opposite facing spins. Ferro magnetism applies only to iron, nickel, cobalt and their alloys and antiferro applies to transition metals. Diamagnetism is the weakest form of magnetism as this form of magnetism applies to all elements. Unlike a ferromagnet, diamagnetism is not permanent and will not always repel. In contrast paramagnetism is the ability that all elements have to attract and just like diamagnetism is weak but, unlike diamagnetism, can be quite strong yet just as inconsistent. I have nothing to say about superparamagnetism, I was just reading about it and I have no clue what it's about. By the way, Dia/para/antiferromagnetism are usually so weak that you need sensitive equipment to read their forces.
tl;dr
Ferromagnetism - Fridge magnets
Antiferromagnetism - Weird magnets
Diamagnetism - Force push
Paramagnetism - Force pull
Ferrimagnetism - Internet is confusing
Superparamagnetism - I have no idea. Something about temperature?
tl;dr;tl;dr
I wasted your time.
Feel free to correct whatever mistakes I placed above!
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tldr; keep crying gayby.
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Thanks to your dumb comment, I'm pretty sure the author is going to restraighten the story so as to avoid catering to your pansy ass you poof.