I ran as far away as I could get from that town, and that Unicorn. I galloped deeper into the forest, not caring to note which one I was in.
How could somepony do something like that to me? Had they actually taken my bragging seriously? It was just an act, a stunt to lure the crowds in. How else would I get their attention? Just standing there and showing off your tricks may work occasionally, but to get all the good money you have to sound appealing to them. I never really defeated an Ursa Major, or an Ursa Minor, I just said those things so that I wouldn't be ignored.
I was always alone, travelling. My parents weren't pleased that my talent was illusions and magic, they were both dentists. I performed at functions and parties in my hometown, Manehatten, but I longed to go out there and show my talent to everypony in Equestria! So that's what I did. I got a wagon, took my belongings and left Manehatten.
I never set hoof there again.
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The Stargate stood alone with its DHD in the middle of a large rocky plain that stretched out for at least a mile in all directions. Also by the gate was a MALP, a probe of Earth origin that was sent through hours before.
Seven lights on the gate lit up with an orange glow, before some kind of blue foam-like substance came shooting out from the middle, before retreating back into the centre of the ring, which was now filled with a pool of light that rippled like water, but was in fact a stable wormhole from halfway across the galaxy. Not long after it had activated, a man wearing green trousers, green jacket and a green hat with a black tactical vest and a P90 grasped firmly in his hands walked through. He was followed by a woman with blond hair who had the same outfit and weapons, but without the hat, another man who also had the same outfit, but didn't carry a P90 and had a backpack and bandanna, and finally a bald man with a golden tattoo on his forehead. He had the same outfit, but carried a strange staff with him.
The foursome continued their conversation like nothing had happened, considering they had just travelled fifty thousand light years from one planet to another in a blink of the eye.
“Face it Daniel, Star Wars is way better than Star Trek,” Colonel Jack O’Neill said as he put on his sunglasses and looked around the surrounding area. A large forest surrounded the rocky plain at its edge, with the small exception of several stone structures way out into the distance.
“Jack, have you considered the philosophical and social impact Star Trek has on our lives? It covers a lot of the issues we face every time we step through the gate, wherever we make contact with new cultures or when we come across others who need our help in solving problems that we cause.” Daniel Jackson challenged, recalling several times in which SG-1 had caused disasters and had to fix them. O’Neill started to walk in the direction of the stone structures. The rest of SG-1 followed his lead.
“So what? Star Trek is just fantasy, and besides, Enterprise has made the whole thing crappy,” O’Neill countered. Daniel sighed, and vowed to continue the age old argument of Star Wars vs. Star Trek when they returned to Earth.
Their mission was a simple one today: travel to P8F-211 and make contact with the locals. Hopefully, the SGC could broker a trade agreement with the locals, and possibly kill a Goa'uld in the process. This is what missions were like for SG-1: saving civilizations, finding alien tech and beat the crap out of the snakeheads.
SG-1 walked in silence for ten minutes, before Teal’c broke the peace.
“I recommend caution, O’Neill,” Teal’c said as he looked around warily. “This planet was once belonged to Ba’al, and is of strategic importance.”
“And you’re telling us now?” O’Neill stopped and turned around to look the Jaffa in the eye.
“I did not recognise it at first. The area around us used to be a fortress, but it appears to have been destroyed.”
"So, no current Goa'uld landlord then?" O’Neill asked. The team started to walk again, with the stone structures as their destination.
"It does not appear so."
“You said that the planet was of strategic importance, so why would Ba’al abandon it?” Major Carter asked from the rear of the group.
“I do not know, Major Carter.” Teal’c replied.
“We might be able to find answers over at those buildings,” Jackson pointed out. The buildings in question were now closer, and after another half hour of walking, they had arrived at the edge of a towering stone wall. An archway in the wall showed a limited view of the civilization beyond it, which was a street filled with people going around and doing their daily jobs or errands.
“Greetings, fair travellers!” a man called out in greeting from inside the archway as he walked towards SG-1. O’Neill noticed that he had a black ink tattoo of a wand with a star tip and several black dots on his forehead.
“Greetings,” Jackson replied as he moved to stand next to O’Neill.
“What brings you here to our humble city?” the man asked.
“We are peaceful explorers, who have come a far way to trade,” Jackson said as his diplomatic side kicked in.
“We have plenty of traders for you to trade with, fair travellers! Come, I shall show you around!” the man said joyfully as he led SG-1 through the archway and into the city. O’Neill noted that the wall was very thick, probably about ten metres thick. The man started to take them on a tour of the street, pointing out shops and stalls selling food and wares, as well as several places to dine and a tavern. The team noticed that everyone they saw had the strange tattoos on their foreheads, and the symbol was even painted on walls, the ground, and on flags that seemed to move despite the obvious lack of wind.
Eventually, their guide led them to a square with the same symbol at the centre, and at the far end of the square, a pyramid stood.
“And this is the palace of the Goddess!” their guide said happily as he gestured to the pyramid.
“Uh, excuse me?” Jackson said quickly before their guide could speak again.
“Yes, fair traveller?” the man said. ‘I really wish he’d stop saying that,’ O’Neill thought.
“I was wondering, who is the Goddess? And how often does she come here?” Jackson asked the questions that had plagued the team’s mind since their guide first mentioned the Goddess, which was when he pointed out a side street.
“Ah, the Goddess! She graces us with her presence every day, reminding us of her power and beauty!” the man said as he gazed at the pyramid dreamily.
“Can we see the Goddess?” Jackson asked, while Teal’c and O’Neill moved away a little to have a private conversation.
“Do you recognise their tattoos?” O’Neill asked Teal’c as the two shot careful glances around to make sure no one was listening.
“I do not, O’Neill. This planet may belong to a minor Goa’uld,” Teal’c replied. Before they could discuss the matter further, Jackson and Carter came over.
“Azarn has agreed to try and arrange an audience with the Goddess for us,” Jackson announced.
“Who?” O’Neill asked as he looked around. He noticed that the man was gone.
“Azarn was the one that took us on the tour, sir,” Carter explained.
“How long did he say it would take to arrange an audience with this ‘Goddess’?” O’Neill gave the pyramid a long glare.
“He didn’t say,” Carter replied.
SG-1 decided to stay put and admire the city from their spot. The sun was starting to set, and after four hours of waiting, they decided to leave and head back to the gate for their check-in with the SGC.
But as soon as they had started to move, trumpets suddenly started playing as a platform carried by four men entered the square from the pyramid. People started to gather around the platform and cheered. Fireworks started to go off from somewhere behind the platform, lighting up the plaza in shades of green, red and blue.
But SG-1 didn’t notice the fireworks or the loud cheers from the crowd, because they had their eyes fixed firmly on the thing that was seated at the top of the platform: a horse.
Well, a horse with a horn on its head and wearing a lot of gold.
O’Neill groaned. Worshipping parasites was one thing, but a horse?!
The four men that carried the platform and the horse stopped, right in front of SG-1. The crowds formed a circle around them, as a tension filled silence filled the air. The horse and SG-1 stared at each other, waiting for the other to speak.
“Alright, show’s over folks!” O’Neill shouted out to the crowd gathered as he turned his back on the horse and the platform bearers. “You see this? This is a horse. Not a God or Goddess, but a horse.”
The crowd gasped slightly at O’Neill’s words.
“Trixie is not a horse! She is a Goddess!” the horse exclaimed angrily, catching SG-1 by surprise. O’Neill turned around sharply to face the ‘horse’, while Jackson’s jaw dropped, Carter stared with curiosity and Teal’c raised an eyebrow.
“Forgive my friend. We have come far away on a long journey, he did not mean any harm,” Jackson managed to say after he had rediscovered the power to speak. The Goddess glared down at Jackson, before turning her head away.
“The Elegant and Most Powerful Goddess Trixie does not accept any excuses from neigh-sayers,” she said, shooting O’Neill yet another glare. ‘Sheesh, if her glares were bullets, I’d be Swiss cheese by now,’ O’Neill thought to himself. Jackson nudged O'Neill and shot him a look that said apologise-or-we-are-in-trouble.
“Does it help if I say I’m sorry?” O’Neill asked innocently and sincerely.
"Only if you can beat me at a challenge," Trixie said as a small but evil, 'oh so evil', smile spread across her face/muzzle/WHATEVER!
"Name it." O'neill said determined.
"A contest to see who is the best at magic!" Trixie exclaimed as the crowd cheered and the fireworks went off again.
"That's it?" 'and I was thinking it was going to be a series of trials that test our loyalty, kindness, generosity, honesty and laughter, or some crappy honour thing.'
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Okay, first, I would want to point out that each chapter will start off with a bit about Trixie, and how she ened up halfway across the galaxy. Secondly, all thoughts in the main story are the thoughts that are going through Jack O'Neill's mind. Thirdly, thanks to the guy who created image #24 in Equestria Daily's #451 drawfriend and to Fluttershy511 for doing an SG-1 crossover before me, which made me realise that there is a surprising lack of Stargate stories on this site.
As usual, let me know if the characters are written wrong, or if the spelling and grammer is horrible, or why you just don't/do like it.
you know, I was just thinking about something like this not four hours ago and wondered what would happen
this sounds hilarious
i want to see what happens
I've been waiting for this since you commented on my SG-1 crossover!
The SG-1 folks meet Trixie, who's gone mad and declared herself a goddess? There's now way this will end well. But boy will it be a heck of a ride.
Watching, so very watching.
Interesting start. I rather enjoy these Stargate SG-1 cross overs. They tend to have the right mix of tongue in cheek and seriousness.
For anyone who is interested there is a SG-1 story over on Equestria Daily. The first story is done and the second one has been... in Limbo to be honest... The author says part 4 of story 2 should be out soon, but he's also been saying that since October so... yeah... To the best of my knowledge it isn't here on Fimfiction. Just go into the fiction archive on EQ Daily and search for 'stargate'.
Jaffa kree! XD
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I know those stories. They were part of the reason why I'm a brony now. Back in March, I sent the guy who wrote it a PM via FanFiction asking him wherever he would continue the story. He said 'I certainly do have quite a few people wanting to know when the next chapter
comes out. Unfortunately, given that this is a volunteer work (as in I'm not
making any money off it) and I do have my own life to attend to, I haven't
been able to give the story the proper focus it deserves. I'm sure you would
rather read a properly written story than something dashed out in a haste.
As for your accusation/implication that I don't watch MLP, you're absolutely
right. I must have missed the episode when PinkIie Pie was guilt-tripped by her
friends for not throwing a party exactly how they wanted. More often, I see
episodes centered around understanding and consideration for others, and
indeed almost everyone who enjoys the story has understood my need to put my
life first. In return I understand that you want to read more and I am doing
what I can to get the next chapter out.
If you do choose to write your own fanfic, I wish you the best of luck in it.'
We might see a new chapter later this year, but it's more likely that Half Life 3 will come out before the chapter. I may have been a little bit annoyed with school when I sent the message, which explains the second paragraph in his message.
this is win, this is so fucking WIN!!!
The premises of this story can't be better, Trixie discovers a stargate jumps in discovers locals how see her as a god then after X long SG1 shows up doing there ordinary thing them meats here, can't be more awesome
Trixie i think you done very well and you show her more sympathetic side with the bragging back in Equestria was just an act for the audience and not she being a total BITCH!!.
she seams a bit uptight at the end tho,
but she have a ego problem and she is a show man who loves to perform, so now being sent to a different world where the locals worship her as a good and are fold by even the simplest magic trick, (and take in account that she knows real magic, and not just fancy technology like the snakesheads) it's understandable that the fame go to her head being in a environment like that for X long
As for SG1 perfect, absolutely perfect i can see that you have a good understanding of the characters personalities, teal'c doing his eyebrow thing, pointing out the planets value, then Sam commenting on it (she usually is most for idle chit chat)
Dr jackson immediately jumping at the mention of the word goddess,
and jack´s comment on Trixie " Alright, show’s over folks You see this? This is a horse. Not a God or Goddess, but a horse" Oh that is so him you nailed that perfect.
Up to this point this is perfection, (sure there were some grammar faults but that's not important) Im so looking forward for your next update and all it will bring,
Jack being his sarcastic condescending self and the upcoming challenge, Sam will probodley go bonkers trying to figure out how Trixie can do all this "magic" whitout any tec,
Daniel (he being the legend myth expert) come up with some half crazy theory relating her to unicorn legends from earth, and try scold her and give a big moral speatch thats its not good to impersonate gods etc and trys to get as much info out of her as possible.
There's so many things that can happen from here, they (SG1) getting imprisoned, (probably something jack said/or did) they befriend her and see her as an ally, its possibly sens i don't think her rule have bean as tyrannic as the Goa'uld´s, she maybe gets invited back to sgc, i bet the N.I.D. people will be surprised as shit if a unicorn shows up .
l like that you retailing her experiences, i forms of flashbacks instead of just having the story progress in a linear pattern.
and im looking forward to see how she uses the gate, how she meet the locals, become the ruler/god of the city, and possibly more citys we don't know who long she have bean there the whole planet may be under her rule, and i say city because i don't think a small bachwash village have the resources and manpower to build a 10 meter big ring wall.
But i want to point out one thing i hope you do and i believe in this quite strongly, have Trixie be a bigger power holder now then she was back in the episode.
Back there she was well pathetic no stronger then any normal unicorn, so have here be more power full like twilight or even stronger, aka she can teleport, stronger telekinesis where she will be able to life a few tons (like twilight whit the Ursa minor and the water tower) and maybe some telepathy releted spells as well.
My point whit this is make her stronger, im not saying to make her a second Celestia but give her some more juse so shes not a simpel pushover and a one trick pony (no pun intended)
it would not be hard to come up with an explanation for that, this planets/galaxy have stronger "energy flow" which make magic stronger here, not the best but it work,
and have her have a bit more juice than before who'd not only be cooler further in where she will be abel to kick some Goa'uld ass herself, but also make it a bit more believable that she convinced and entire planet to follow her.
Btw Trixie´s reaction to earth technology and later on Goa'uld will be interesting
Tow more quick point then im done (man this thing become much longer then expected)
don't rush things to the Goa'uld invasion/action part, the meting they are having now the report back to sgc about a unicorn godess, and later on formal gratings will be just as fun to read
and last one quick question, where in the stargate sg1 time like are we i don't need a exact episode but just a rough estimate,
thanks on for hand for reading my wall of text and hopfulley responding, greate story keep em chapters coming
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Shame that story isn't going to be finished in all likely hood. Oh well, that's just one of the pitfalls of fanfiction. You never know when a well written story will just stop. The same seems to have happened to Equestria: Total War. I was loving the version of Derpy in that story, but it's not been updated in moooonths.
Oh well, what can we do but continue to write our own stories and hope some day the lost and forgotten ones come back to life.
I stand by my assumption that me making a blog post about there being no Stargate stories on this site prompted both
YAY two of my favorite shows!
We need more good SG1-MLP crossovers.
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That may be true if I had any idea who the fuck you are. Which I don't. So no.
But you have piqued my interest.
This could prove to be... interesting. You sure got my attention!
'and I was thinking it was going to be a series of trials that test our loyalty, kindness, generosity, honesty and laughter, or some crappy honour thing.'
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Hmm, defently going to read more of this fic. your right a surprising lack of stargate fics on this site. certainly got Jacks personality down.