PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
For the eyes of Princess Twilight Sparkle only
Your Highness,
Once again, here is the current up-to-date information regarding The People's Republic of Twilightlicious. As always, do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.
Your humble servant,
Raymond Bullock.
ECONOMY
Since the last report, the economy has risen from 1,540,000,000,000 (one trillion, five hundred and forty billion) bits per year to an impressive thirty-nine point one trillion bits per year. This is a rise of 37,560,000,000,000 (thirty-seven trillion, five-hundred and sixty billion) bits. The economy has been described by your financial team as 'sizeable but underdeveloped.'
INCOME AND EXPENDITURE
Since the last report, the tax rate has increased from twenty-nine point six percent to thirty-two point one percent, an increase of two and a half percent — although wealthier citizens are continuing to pay much more tax than poorer citizens.
Law and Order, Education and Welfare continue to get the most money from the budget, just like they have since you arrived.
Average income has fallen from thirty-thousand, seven-hundred and seventeen bits per year to twenty-eight thousand, nine-hundred and twenty-eight bits per year, which is a small drop of one-thousand, seven-hundred and eighty-nine.
The gap between rich and poor has not changed, with wealthier citizens continuing to earn twice as much as the poorest.
POPULATION
Since it has been a while since my last report, it goes without saying that the population has skyrocketed. It has increased from fifty million people to one point three five billion, which is a monumental increase of one billion, three-hundred and forty-nine billion, nine-hundred and fifty million.
DIPLOMACY
Relations with the Equestrian Paradise and Insignificance are growing stronger by the day. We are trading goods, services and tourists, and our peoples remain very good friends.
Relations with the Equestrian Apocalypse are currently at an unknown stage. We won't know for certain if anything has changed until Geo's visit is complete — but trust me when I say that we'll definitely know if he leaves in a bad mood.
IN CONCLUSION
Twilightlicious is doing well under your leadership, Princess, and we are very grateful to have you at the helm.
As for me, I am honoured to call myself your servant and friend.
May Violet watch over you and yours.
- R. Bullock
Fuck. When's the next update?
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It'll be a few days yet, maybe a week. It all depends on what I'm doing.
6770216 DAMN! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LAZY YOU- I-I-I'm so sorry Lord Geo! I meant no disrespect! ALL HAIL GEO! OUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOUR!
*Get's down on hands and knees, and starts kissing your feet*
Please forgive me lord!
...What?
O.o That was some numbers
Four updates in a row? I'm impressed! ...Also, still curious if you're ever going to implement that "Twilight interacts with other countries outside her region" deal.
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Fixed.
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I will forgive you... this time.
6771467 Looks exactly the same to me...
6771467 Thank you! Oh thank you righteous and merciful Geo! Your rule is unparalleled in benevolence and wisdom, and the angels sing for you underneath your rule! I shall follow you without question to the ends of the earth M'lord.
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That's odd, it's fine for me.
Try clearing your browser cache, and see if that fixes it.