jesus christ i thought it was a joke....

my god..

5812216 Unfortunately, it was not.

Forgive me.

Oh my sweet lord... I'm in the fucked up part of fimfiction once again... Tut tut tut... *facepalm*

5812270 I have an entire wing in that section of Fimfiction... it's comfortable here... reaaaaaaaaal comfortable...

5812238 God can't save you now.

This is a actual story? By godstatic.fjcdn.com/comments/You+d+have+the+audacity+to+strike+bill+murray+you+_ce9ff650ff865c56d97ebf0992f52829.jpg

5812276 I uhm.... Uhhhh..... *poof*

Oh my, this is going to be interesting. xD

I hate it when a flying penis slaps me in the face.

5812281 I said the same thing when I re-read it.
5812289 Damn! Another one escaped...
5812290 .... maybe?

5812300 I KNOW RIGHT?!

Thumbs up for being original. I have literally never seen anything like it, and that's before I've read it.

5812321

5812304

Get on Skype friend. <3

5812348 Reinstalling it now dude.

5812377

:D

...You have my attention.

Also, can we blame Soaring for this one too?

5812476 Actually, I told Soaring about the story before I even posted it.

... However, when it comes to these stories I pull out of my brain, I automatically blame him anyway. It's easier to deal with the guilt that way.

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.............................*Walks Away to somewhere that this guy is not around*

Oh christ why?

It's like H.P. Lovecraft was challenged to write smut... and it turned out gloriously.

I've seen some shit. This... barely shimmies into my number ten spot.

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5813546 M.P. Wtfcraft?
5813839 For that I thank you.
5813057 Wish granted.
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How did those monstrosities even get inside fluttershy's house

5814044 While it will not be explained, the answer is the chimney, hence why it was blocked.

5813971 -_-

I was going to write a story about Fluttershy meeting a Squeaky. But I got rid of it.

You know, a guy's sausage falls off and runs around while making squeaking noises. I once had a nightmare about that after seeing a condom commercial a few years ago.

How did you get this past the mods?

Ok finally got some privacy to read this.

...My first thought...Pinkie Pie sliding across the floor on her ass like it's a cum-covered slip n' slide. WWWEEEEE!

That author's note. XD

*reading...reading...reading.....pomf*

Reminds me of a certain, ah... video I saw once... okay, several times.

"Insert Penis Pun Here"

"Insert Penis"

Your chapter title's instructions are self-fulfilling.

Oh my…

Originally, I really wanted to write a nice, short romantic fic with Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle, you know? Try and write something nice, fluffy and pleasant to read.
INSTEAD THIS SOMEHOW HAPPENED!

I love you so much, dude!!