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MegatronsPen


Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

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jesus christ i thought it was a joke....

5812216 Unfortunately, it was not.

Forgive me.

Oh my sweet lord... I'm in the fucked up part of fimfiction once again... Tut tut tut... *facepalm*

5812270 I have an entire wing in that section of Fimfiction... it's comfortable here... reaaaaaaaaal comfortable...

Oh my, this is going to be interesting. xD

I hate it when a flying penis slaps me in the face.

5812281 I said the same thing when I re-read it.
5812289 Damn! Another one escaped...
5812290 .... maybe?

Thumbs up for being original. I have literally never seen anything like it, and that's before I've read it.

...You have my attention.

Also, can we blame Soaring for this one too?

5812476 Actually, I told Soaring about the story before I even posted it.

... However, when it comes to these stories I pull out of my brain, I automatically blame him anyway. It's easier to deal with the guilt that way.

.............................*Walks Away to somewhere that this guy is not around*

It's like H.P. Lovecraft was challenged to write smut... and it turned out gloriously.

I've seen some shit. This... barely shimmies into my number ten spot.

How did those monstrosities even get inside fluttershy's house

5814044 While it will not be explained, the answer is the chimney, hence why it was blocked.

Daniel bryant?

Also......I would fuck you to death Twilight.

CAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I was going to write a story about Fluttershy meeting a Squeaky. But I got rid of it.

You know, a guy's sausage falls off and runs around while making squeaking noises. I once had a nightmare about that after seeing a condom commercial a few years ago.

How did you get this past the mods? :rainbowhuh:

How are they producing so much sperm, it like they could swim in it. (please do not make them swim in it :pinkiesick:)

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The pleasure blame is all mine.

5814511 It's one my clop fics man. It's not going to make sense. :pinkiecrazy:

5814516 You know you love me. :rainbowwild:

Don't deny it!

*read title* :rainbowhuh:
*read description* :twilightoops:
:trixieshiftleft:
:trixieshiftright:
*discretely clicks read later* :trollestia:

Eh, I'll already burn in hell, so might as well go through with this.

I guess Twilight Sparkle lives by the code of self-sacumfice.

Lame ass joke.

Oh, it went hard. That scream is the sound of ripping. :fluttercry:

All right.

*Tiptoes away before this gets weirder*

I Slightly Dislike you inspired this, didn't it.

Comment posted by ponymon64 deleted Apr 3rd, 2015

As soon as i saw the story title i thought of this

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