Twilight by Foals Errand
Celestia, nuzzled further into her dear sister’s sweet smelling mane with a “mmmm.” Their lovemaking, had been sweet and gentle. She lifted her head, to gaze into Luna’s eyes, licking a drop of sweat off her nose.
“Beautiful…”
Luna smiled, “while I adore being in your bed Tia, don’t you have an appointment today?” Luna, lifted herself up peppering Celestia, with kisses. “One.” *kiss* “Which.” *kiss* “You.” *kiss* “Were.” *kiss* “So.” *kiss* “Excited about?” She stopped kissing her blushing sister, and smiled. “So excited, in fact, that you could not sleep?”
Celestia, blinked as Luna’s words, worked their way through the post coitus fog, she was in. Appointment, an important appointment…
The door to Celestia’s room opened suddenly, “I’m sorry Princess, I was just so excited for our day together, and when the guard said you were still… in… bed…” Twilight Sparkle, trailed off as she took in the sight of her mentor, and her mentor’s little sister, covered in silk covers. A strange smell premiated her nostrils.
Celestia, watched as Twilight’s eyes dulled, she could almost see the error message within them.
Twilight.EXE has stopped working, restart attempted.
Twilight, sat at the small table, a blanket wrapped around her, a steaming cup of tea in front of her. “S...so you aren’t real sisters?”
Luna, took a sip of her tea and considered, “if we were to say no, would it make you feel better, Twilight Sparkle?”
Twilight, blinked, “I, well, yes! Yes it would!”
Luna, crunched a cracker. “Then we are not real sisters, Twilight Sparkle.”
Twilight, considered the outrageous lie, she had just been told, and for the sake of her innocence, believed it without question.
“I’m so happy for you Princesses!” Twilight, smiled her eye lid twitching, only the smallest bit.
Celestia shook her head. Someday, her ability to keep her innocence is going to break. I do NOT want to be there when it does. Hmmm, maybe that unfinished spell of Star swirl’s will help.
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Twilight.exe NOT RESPONDING
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Hell no, Celestia. It won't. You're just giving her more firepower for the day she does snap and flips the fuck out.
At least it will make the resulting pyrotechnics a lot more impressive for us xD
5041032 I can just hear that classic Windows *BDUNK* sound when I read that line.