Not another Pony on Earth

by Admiral Biscuit

Big Mac eats a Big Mac

Big Mac eats a Big Mac
Admiral Biscuit

You had to do it.

There were no two ways about it.

"So, what do you think?" you ask him, as he thoughtfully chews a mouthful of two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun.

He swallows. "It's not bad."

"Made out of beef, you know."

Big Mac gives a laconic shrug that speaks volumes. "Eeyup."

He takes another bite.

Author's Note:

I couldn't help myself.

Comments

[silvadel]

Stallion of Thrace.

[Cerolas]

Whelp, thathappened.jpg

[Booster Spice]

Make you fat like Celestia you know.

[Morphy]

Big Mac has no bucks to give... like a BOSS

[Admiral Biscuit]

6733459
I've been lucky (?) and avoided that excuse at least.

What really bothers me sometimes is the stuff I've done sober. LIke stealing a payphone by knocking it over with my car, and then dragging it down the road to break up the concrete base. [Which the statute of limitations has totally expired on; just sayin'.]

[wlam]

6733504

I've been lucky (?)

Yeah, let's call it that, for lack of a better word.

I've stolen a surprising amount of stuff in my life, but payphones are probably topping the list of things that I haven't, along with skyscrapers and water towers. Certainly not in such a flamboyant way. Hat off for that, dude, from one fellow pickpocket to another.

[wlam]

Anyone ever tell you that the cover picture looks like Rainbow is taking a (painful) dump on the dude's stove? Because it totally does.