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// Big Mac eats a Big Mac 
// Story: Not another Pony on Earth 
// by Admiral Biscuit 
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Big Mac eats a Big Mac
Admiral Biscuit

You had to do it.

There were no two ways about it.

"So, what do you think?" you ask him, as he thoughtfully chews a mouthful of two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun.

He swallows.  "It's not bad."

"Made out of beef, you know."

Big Mac gives a laconic shrug that speaks volumes.  "Eeyup."

He takes another bite.