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Twilight, run him over.

Author's Note:

HAH!
I HAVE TROLLED YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A KISS!!!

"So, how do you feel?"
"I feel like bullshit."
Every other pony in the room exchanged worried looks and flurried whispers. Feeling that the time was right, Octavia dropped the bomb.
"Bullshit for all the mean things I said to Vinyl! Take me to her now!"
"No need too," said Vinyl as she fell out of the nearby closet.
"Honey!"
"Darling!"
And they kissed.
"Hold it right there," yelled Dinky as she stomped into the room. Carrot Top meekly followed after her.
"Bon Bon, you're under arrest for being a changeling! And for abusing Sweetie Drops and kidnapping her, but mostly for being a changeling!"
"Yay, racism!" Carrot Top yelled, as she mercilessly pummeled the changeling.
Twenty uncomfortable minutes later, six ponies were seated in a van, while the unconscious body lay in the back.
"This is going to be so totally awesome!!" Yelled Pinkie Pie.
"Ah hafta admit beatin up Pinkahmena was more fun than ah expected."
"Well, what do we do with the body now?"
"Duh, Twi, you're supposed to be the smart one here! Just burn it," yelled Rainbow Dash.
"For once, darling, I must agree."
"Umm, guys, I think that van over there is about to crash into us. We should move."
"By jove, you're right! Full speed ahead," yelled a random, but horrible, OC, "Brrrrrrnnnnnnneeeeeeeehhnanananananananana."
"Run him over."
"If you say so, Rainbow Dash."
Another van, about a mile away, have a similar problem.
"We can't burn the changeling body, because it's so simple, that it will literally explode and melt away our ponyflesh."
Dinky crawled into the back and poked the dead body aggressively, hoping it would help our situation.
"By jove, I've got it," Shouted the OC from before. "Dinky's magic is so freakishly powerful that she can just rip away the dead memories and insert it into her own mind and track down Bon Bon safely!"
"Run him over."
"I have an idea! Let's travel to the Changeling kingdom and punch the Queen in the face until she tells us where my shmoogie woogie is!!"
"Lyra's idea is better!"
So the six ponies traveled away in the stolen van to the Changeling Kingdom, without even wondering where the kingdom was, or whether they would even be able to get past all of the guards. Or if it was really moral to punch her in the face. (Let's face it, most of the ponies here are one-sided and dumb ponies. The only smart ones...well...one of them is under mind control while the other one was just a kid.)
Twelve hours later, they gave up and went to a pay phone.
"Hello, please put in a call to the Changeling Kingdom. Chrysalis, Queen."
"Please hold."
The recorded song was then played.
"My heart will go on for you......................................oh I love you......................through I will fuck with other ponies.....................and through burning seas................I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello, your once and future Queen speaking.