Spitfire: Soarin, I haven't told this to anypony, but- Soarin: Hey Rainbow let's rut out brains out tonight. Spitfire, you can have rookie *secretly hopes for foursome*
Damn Soarin, that made what Rainbow did totoally dwarfed, considering you just broke someone's heart not in orgasm-induced insanity
3528291 Steam rooms are heated via the hot steam being pumped through the room, while saunas are heated via hot coals. It's usually harder to breathe in a steam room (especially if you're asthmatic), but it would be easier to breathe in a sauna. Saunas are also much hotter than steam rooms.
Wow soarin you my friend are not that smart and are bad at jokes
"you and Rainbow Dash alone in the jacuzzi."
Giggidy.
D-did I see Suprise??? She's a Wonderbolt???
When the word "Soakin" came up, it reminded me of this: Link
624378 Duh.
Yellow poofy-hair, white wings? You've never seen her?
Surprise? HOLY--
W-wanna switch?
I immediately called foursome, the moment I saw the picture of wet Soarin and Spitfire. Now I play the waiting game...
"With a grin, a rests a foreleg over Spitfire’s shoulders..."
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Wanna switch. Between alive and dead? You're about to experience the transition.
Why is soarin an idiot in every fic ive read? especially now
So wait, SoarinxSpitfire?
Okay, now that shipping is taken care of, giggity with RD.
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Edit: And Unicorns, too.
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...and frome the looks of it, pegasi too
Spitfire: Soarin, I haven't told this to anypony, but-
Soarin: Hey Rainbow let's rut out brains out tonight. Spitfire, you can have rookie
*secretly hopes for foursome*
Damn Soarin, that made what Rainbow did totoally dwarfed, considering you just broke someone's heart not in orgasm-induced insanity
Soarin': She really likes me, doesn't she?
Me: Ya think!
Me (thinking): Well done Soarin', you jackass!
My character would've kicked Soarin' in the pool and probably would've said, "Looks like you're a little wet behind the ears, pal!"
That joke was probably as bad as Soarin's was.
625379 Blurt out stuff like what? Soaring' was the one that yelled "Wanna switch?", not Rookie.
I am really starting to hate Soarin
You named all the wonderbolts. this is a rarity in fictions. My hat is off to you good sir.
All of my facehooves, Soarin. ALL OF THEM.
Soarin, when you piss off spitfire, you then have my permission to
Damn you write a good 2nd person.... Err- pony, story Crowley
So a Wonderbolts tour is just a big ass fuckfest?? Where do I sign up?? Not the "me" in the story, me!!! I could make some serious money with this!!!
And Soarin', you are a DICK BISCUIT!!!! Wonder if the others always pair up the same as well?
buck buddies? interesting choice of words there
Wat be da difference between steam room and sauna? Me confused.
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Steam rooms are heated via the hot steam being pumped through the room, while saunas are heated via hot coals. It's usually harder to breathe in a steam room (especially if you're asthmatic), but it would be easier to breathe in a sauna. Saunas are also much hotter than steam rooms.
Soarin you sir are an idiot
oh jeeez Soarin... you got a pretty pegasus who pairs up with you everytime... and you... FUCKING DOPE! Dx
Jesus christ. XD
Nice job!
HUGS!
Soarin being a big dummy like how he always is
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shut up Soarin you dumb shit.