Cum inflation is best inflation

oh my god

IT'S HERE!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!! AND IT'S FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!

As much as i love this they just didnt think it through now twilight could get pregnant because applejack didnt get twilights body off in time i cant wait to see this blow up nuke style if they find out

Great chapter, but there's a very minor thing you may want to edit.

In a panic, she broke their kiss and scrabbled to unstick herself from her brother.

That should be "scrambled".

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I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter. However, my choice of diction should be correct: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scrabble
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Dun dun dun!
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Unf. Glad you like it!

5513831 Thank you for showing me that definition. I original thought that either that was a typo or Applejack was trying to play a board game to get off of Big Mac.

The puns... so many puns

interhorse

nothing more needs to be said

Such WOW-

he ponytrated
ponytrated
ponytrated

Fucking hell you did that again XD

HAH! Vanhoover instead of Vancouver I'm gonna use that

Fillyatio...Interhorse....god damnit...GOD DAMNIT!

So 'buck' is a stupid pun/euphemism, but ponytrated, fillyatio, and interhorse are just dandy?

Apples, I am disappoint.

Twilight will do far better, I'm sure. And of course that's not a challenge to the author, not at all!

marejuana

DRUUUUUUGS!

good story so far mite have to bug ya at this yrs bronycan bout this

“Oh, nothing,” said Applejack with a coy, devilish grin. She was still held up by nothing except his member. “I put a magic bind on your balls to prevent you from cumming.

While this worked in the context of the story, I just wanted to point out that its been scientifically proven than orgasm and ejaculation are two completely different things. So even though Big Mac did not cum, he still should have orgasmed.

Bah, what am I saying?

THAT STORY WAS AMAZING MY FRIEND. *GIVES COOKIE AND 5 STARS*

This was fun, except that all the terribly forced horse puns just kept ripping me out of my immersion. 7/10

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Yeah, kinda makes me wonder if that was intentionally ironic or if GaryOak just didn't realize that's exactly what he was doing...

Those damn horse puns make me sO ANGRY THAT I STOP READING JUST TO LAUGH AND CUSS A LOT.

Congratulations.

All uses of "penetration" shall henceforth be replaced with "ponytration." It is clearly the superior word.

Such pun much facehoof.

LOVE it! Hope it gets finished!

wait...'Poner'

“I've worked it out. The recursive function calculating the mass of my marehood when compared to the hypothesis of your shaft's diameter—in imperial units, of course—indicates that there's enough room for it to fit inside me.”
Big Mac just sat and blinked. “Uh... what?”
Applejack threw her hooves to the side. “Fancy mathematics! I used them to un-muddy the issue.”
“Twilight? That ain't math.”

HA! I think that's my favorite part, right there. Applejack spits out a bunch of science babble and Mac sees right through it.
Not that it stopped her (or slowed her down), but still.

She kept giving him fillyatio

That was a bad pun, and you're a bad person for making it. I mean, the rest were pretty awful too, but GOD DAMN.

Applejack took a moment to guide Big Mac's forehooves onto her pretty perky petite pony flank before resuming her efforts.

You forgot "purple".

Well, if Big Mac is really too massive for normal-sized adult mares, there's really only two options. Luna and Celly must be pretty lonely now that Cadance has their Captain to herself (barring the odd bout of being seduced by disguised relatives).
Ask Shining, Mac. He can hook you up.

I'm starting to think this story is a giant joke. i mean, sure, the cover said it was, but I don't believe covers nowadays.

Spike frowned. “I'd better go check my marejuana stash...”

You killed my boner, Dude. Not cool. I'm gonna have to kill everyone's boner with my next story, and I'm gonna say it was Garry Oak who did it too.

OH GOD, THE PUNS! THEY'RE ATTACKING IN WAVES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

My big dick plus one little pony just don't add up

What did we tell you about muddying the issue with your fancy mathematics, McIntosh?

“I've worked it out. The recursive function calculating the mass of my marehood when compared to the hypothesis of your shaft's diameter—in imperial units, of course—indicates that there's enough room for it to fit inside me.”

That is the most uneducated thing I have heard in a long time. Fits her character perfectly.

downvoted.

Theres a difference between everypony and maregina and (ffs) ponitrated. Unlike everypony these words are just metahumor inserted by the author for the reader instead of being something the character would actually say.

Also theres no need to make applejack that stupid, she could have easily convey her idea without resulting to mumble jumble fake sciency words to try and convince bic mac. your dumbing down a character for no other reason than comedic effect. you could argue that a an OC or even derpy are dumb and their effort to do something is comedic, but not an already established character.

The clop is also fairly clonky and unrealistic (which i'm hoping is on purpose) for comedic effect. not my cup of tea, just thought i should mention it for future prospectors.

also this story should have an AU tag. and even if it did have an AU tag it wouldn't make my points moot because these are not character problems, they're story problems.

So.
MANY.
FUCKING.
PUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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He's got a point with the crappy puns tho.
(It's VERY easy to over-use this kind of pun, which is exactly what's happened here.)

Those puns. Those god awful puns.

INTERHORSE?

I can't even...

Spike frowned. “I'd better go check my marejuana stash..."

Beware! Thou must remaint vigilant, for these puns doth contain enough cheese to make a whole mountain of nachos!

“Whoo, I'm hungry enough to eat fifty corn dogs. What's for lunch?"

LOLz! I mean, that is a Friendship is Witchcraft reference, right?

“Well,” said Shining Armour, “I'm not quite sure. As you well know, I've been with Princess Celestia a lot, and Princess Luna quite a few times, too.”

Hot diggity damn, Shiny! Are there any other royals you've done the deed with? I can now picture him going to every nation in the MLP world and sleeping with all the royal creatures out there.

She kept giving him fillyatio, even as his cock filled her throat and lengthened.

My filly-ate-yo filly's ice cream, until there was none left. Yay bad puns!

Power lol and interhorse. Clever. But a size queen here you portrayed the kink perfectly.