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Find Pastel!
Find Pastel
Find Twilight.
FIND PASTEL AND GET HER TO KICK HIS ASS!
Find Twilight. She might not believe you, but if she does, and she probably will, she'll be able to do something about it at least.
Find pastel, shes more likely to get someone else to help with her.
Interesting plot so far. Can't wait to see where this could go.
Ehhhhh, it was an interesting read, but deadumps...
There are no recovery, farwell.
Run away.
Find Pastel!
Get Twilight!
'You have to find Pastel! She's the only pony who'll believe you about the curse!'
Aww, no option to just submit to him?
Get Twilight!
Infected as wellHmm...how to get around that...Assuming that the "obey" part of the curse is reliant on you having to hear the command, get some ear plugs and run away into a hostile environment like, say, the everfree forest. Have the environment kill him. Or, hire a mercenary. Failing that, this whole curse hinges on the pregnancy aspect, get your ovaries removed. If that is to expensive, have him eat any of any and/or all of the foods listed here that reduce sperm count. If that is too time consuming, Give your buddy 50 bucks to kick him in the balls with steel toed boots. do it hard enough, and the testicles will explode. Which I have heard drastically reduces sperm count up to 100%.
There are lots of ways to get around a no touching rule. You just got to be imaginative.
4606840 What do you think Regidar?
Ok, I know it is more than a bit dark, but no option for a quick way out... Hint hint: suicide?