Miss Rarity chasing colts with a tapemeasure sounds pervy. Interestingly enough, I figure that Miss Rarity probably has had fewer romantic relations than any of the Mane 6:
Miss Rarity is a CelebrityUnicornStallionSexual. I hope Miss Rarity realizes that these CelebrityUnicornStallions she puts of pedestals have feet of clay. She needs to be realistic. Unfortuately, she prefers form over function. Miss Rarity will be both a better designer and romantically more successful when she learns that form follows function.
Somehow, I missed this story until I read your explanatory blog. I'm very glad you posted that, because this was a fantastic read, especially since you actually bothered to deliver it in newspaper format. The resulting narrative's incidental nature feels incredibly true-to-life and allows for the truly simultaneous development of a B-plot.
Also, an important lesson: loyalty must be reciprocated, lest it be lost.
Now I wish for a sequel, with all the sour grapes of the school being called out over expelling the prodigy over performing a miracle (and totally screwing up with Flutters), Daily Mare getting a cold statement from Dash, and Cloudsdale losing the Equestrian Games to Ponyville's team. Mu Justice Boner demands it!
Oh, Rarity, you shouldn't chase colts with a tape measure until you buy them dinner or something.
Best paper.
Miss Rarity chasing colts with a tapemeasure sounds pervy. Interestingly enough, I figure that Miss Rarity probably has had fewer romantic relations than any of the Mane 6:
Miss Rarity is a CelebrityUnicornStallionSexual. I hope Miss Rarity realizes that these CelebrityUnicornStallions she puts of pedestals have feet of clay. She needs to be realistic. Unfortuately, she prefers form over function. Miss Rarity will be both a better designer and romantically more successful when she learns that form follows function.
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I'm sure Miss Rarity's intentions are entirely sartorial
A baby bunny? Sounds like a little angel.
I think this may be my favorite paper of them all, the adult papers are all too mean.
You're doing a good job at one of the harder parts of writing, not writing to your full ability when writing in the voice of a child.
So that's why Dash eventually flew for Ponyville...
Good to see the strike worked out, interesting approach by the kids working in a national issue to their paper.
Somehow, I missed this story until I read your explanatory blog. I'm very glad you posted that, because this was a fantastic read, especially since you actually bothered to deliver it in newspaper format. The resulting narrative's incidental nature feels incredibly true-to-life and allows for the truly simultaneous development of a B-plot.
Also, an important lesson: loyalty must be reciprocated, lest it be lost.
A magnificent job. Thank you for it.
I enjoyed these greatly. Thank you for making this~ Obviously you had fun doing it.
Holy crap, Rainbow. You just predicted the future.
Like, three times.
Loved it! Vive le Canard!
Now I wish for a sequel, with all the sour grapes of the school being called out over expelling the prodigy over performing a miracle (and totally screwing up with Flutters), Daily Mare getting a cold statement from Dash, and Cloudsdale losing the Equestrian Games to Ponyville's team. Mu Justice Boner demands it!
I have reviewed this HERE.