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Finally, a newspaper that isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Cloudsdale workers are striking because of the lack of cookies during breaks? It's a plot by the Cakes to bring down the weather factory. It all makes sense.
I believe everything in this paper.
And dangit, Dash x2.
Ahh. A wonderful amount of truth hidden amongst the crazy. If only ponies had listened... Well, probably not, as most of it's bogus. Still...
Do I spy a Dune reference?
It is a silly place, that's why we don't see much of it outside the castle.
Well at least this one got Rainbow's gender right even if they apparently exaggerated everything else. It's odd that they are making an awful lot of end of the world predictions being made on page 1 but give'em a few years and one or may play out.
(I never heard about this paper before you parodied it. Seems more interesting than The Onion)
I feel bad for that Church in the End is Neigh because Nopony believed them (I'm assuming) and 5 years later, Nopony believes they really did call it.
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Of course not.
Though I prefer the Weekly World News.
"Magnificent" is the only word for how weirdly true everything here is.
I mean, how do we know RD didn't free Sombra, anyway?
Also, only a model.
I almost fell out of my chair. I was still recovering from the "Whoever controls the supply of cake controls the Kingdom" line.
This is so much like The Quibbler!
You know you live in a cartoon when the joke papers are in the more accurate fraction of newspapers.
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Except I forgot to include a reference to the crumple horned snorkack
"figure-head set up to draw attention away from the real source of power in equestria"
Hm... where have I heard this before?
5569579 same! I was laughing so hard!
A lot of good theories here.
Famous dilettante author Blueblood! 