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by Pineta

Daily Mare - Tuesday 30 July

Author's Note:

Layout modelled on the Daily Mail
Crest copied from the BUCK logo
Zecora by Sulyo

Comments

[djthomp]

Ooo, looks like I need to recant my "Poor Dash" comment on the Cloudsdale Courier chapter and apply it here instead.

And for shame, Celestia, such nepotism.

[Lag Incarnate]

I'm certainly enjoying these. I'll keep an eye on 'em.

[Admiral Biscuit]

I'm curious where the other 49,999 zebras live and work. Maybe they dye their coats and manes to fit in. Maybe Suri's tax preparer is really a zebra with sticky hooves.

Maybe the Royal Guard is made up of Zebras. Ooh, Celestia, you're going to get in so much trouble....

[Blue_Paladin42]

It's even frustrating to see this kind of press in fictional newspapers.

I know there is a Sim City 2000 joke in here somewhere...

[Trinary]

Gee, I wonder what newspaper this is supposed to be based on. *Thumbs through New York Post...then uses it to line birdfeeder*

Excellent, creative story!

PS

Ah, Daily Mail. Well, Murdoch is as Murdoch does.

[Breaking News]

It's papers like the Daily Mail that make me a little thankful I'm an American journalist. Open racism on the front page and one bets wild filly shots on page 3.

Interesting that that Dash and the "low level" cadet flying seems to slightly parallel complaints about Concorde when it entered service.

[Dubs Rewatcher]

Oh, my God. This is brilliant.

[Titanium Dragon]

This made me laugh, and I'm not even British.

[Ryuyu]

I've decided to dislike Petunia Pollen.
I wonder why...

[Lasairfion]

Hi there.

Thanks for the attribution link. Just a note to say that the logo used for the newspaper title, between the name 'DAILY MARE' is a copyrighted logo featuring our mascots Roary (left) and Britannia (right), a shield fimbriated, with crosses and saltires, embossed with a horseshoe and crystal-cut heart, topped with an orb of friendship, and a motto "Unita Per Amicitiam" ; which logo belongs to the 2013 'BUCKcon' event put on by Brony UK Convention Ltd, and ownership of which has been passed on to its successor BUCK Events Ltd.

Now that I've covered my back legally; I'm happy to allow its use here, for the sake of parody and good fun. For any further information please contact the Director at BUCK Events Ltd. Office 34, 67-68 Hatton Garden, London EC1N 8JY. Registered Company: 08801282

[Doctor Fluffy]

...The Daily Mail. Well. Nopony couldae seen that coming. Poor Dashie... she's been slandered in the newspapers! And mistaken for a colt! I'm beginning to see why she dropped out...