Chapter 5
As the Lucky Horseshoe nightclub finally turned off its lights and shut up its doors, two giggly mares stumbled and tumbled out onto the streets of Canterlot. A still-drunken Rarity leaned heavily on Pinkie as they headed in the general direction of Rarity’s studio and apartment. As they walked down the near-empty streets, the unicorn lifted her eyes upwards and studied the night sky spread out above them.
“Can’t see the stars,” she mumbled, half to herself, with a sad shake of her head.
Pinkie turned her head, and her breath fell warm and sweet against the other mare’s face. “What was that, Rarity? I couldn’t hear.”
Rarity raised her voice a bit. “You can’t see the stars. Not … not as you can in Ponyville. Too many lights in the city, you know.”
“Really?” Pinkie Pie craned her neck a bit to gaze up at the sky herself. “Huh. Guess you’re right. You can’t see the stars as well as you can back home.”
“It’s a shame. A terrible shame. Don’t you think so?”
Pinkie was silent a moment. “Yeah. But don’t worry, Rarity. The next time you come to visit us in Ponyville, I bet Twilight will let you use her telescope if you ask her nicely.”
Rarity nodded at that. Really, Twilight would let her use the telescope even if she didn’t ask nicely. Twilight Sparkle would simply be thrilled that somepony was actually interested in astronomy. As she imagined the wide-eyed look of childlike excitement that would appear on Twilight’s face in response to such a request, Rarity found herself missing Twilight and the others with a fierceness and suddenness that nearly took her breath away.
She huddled a little closer to Pinkie, who gave her a nuzzle in return, and felt grateful to have at least one friend with her right now, right here. Grateful, yes, grateful and happy and perhaps even … She lost the thought to the drunken haze permeating her brain. She gave it up with a little mental shrug, content to simply let Pinkie continue to lead them homeward, until a lingering question drifted to the forefront of her thoughts.
“Pinkie?”
“Yeppers?”
“How did you really know who those pegasi were? The ones at my party?”
Pinkie giggled. “I already told you, silly filly. I know every--”
“You know everyone in Ponyville,” Rarity quickly interrupted. “But surely you can’t know every single pony in a city as large as Canterlot.”
It was at this point that Rarity stumbled, just a bit, and she had to take a moment to stabilize herself. It wouldn’t do at all for her to fall down in the middle of the street in the dead of night, after all. That wouldn’t be ladylike at all. Once she felt a bit more sure-footed, she turned around to see that Pinkie had stopped walking--ah, no wonder she’d stumbled--and was staring down at her hooves, an oddly anxious expression on her face.
“Pinkie?” Rarity’s voice couldn’t help but reflect the earth pony’s anxiety. “Darling, are you all right?”
When Pinkie spoke at last, she still did not look up. “When you and Dashie first went away, I got worried. That we wouldn’t be as good friends as we were when you lived in Ponyville. So I, um, I started trying to find out everything I could about your new friends. I figured, if I did that, it’d be almost like you never left.”
“Our … our new friends?”
Pinkie nodded. “Uh-huh. I read all the Canterlot newspapers and learned all kinds of stuff about the noble ponies in Canterlot who go to all the fancy pants parties, because I knew you’d want to meet all of them. And with Rainbow Dash, I learned about all of the Wonderbolts who were gonna be her teammates.” She lifted her gaze, and a small grin crept across her face. “Like, Spitfire and Soarin’ totally got engaged to each other last month, but nopony’s supposed to know about it yet. Especially not Dashie, so don’t tell her I said that, okay?”
It was a lot to process, especially given Rarity’s current state of inebriation. She took a few moments to ponder over everything Pinkie had just revealed before replying, in a soft voice, “They aren’t my friends.”
Pinkie tilted her head and frowned.
“Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis are my friends. Hoity Toity … well, we have a good-natured rivalry, I suppose you could say.” Rarity swallowed thickly. Her throat felt as though it was stuffed with cotton. “But all of the rest? They aren’t my friends.”
“Rarity … Rarity, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that--”
“Why do you like me?”
The words surprised Rarity as much as they seemed to surprise Pinkie Pie. The two mares stood in the dark, narrow street, facing one another and standing as still as stone. The light from the nearby gas lamps flickered and danced in both their eyes.
The unicorn cleared her throat, as daintily as she could. “My apologies, Pinkie. I meant … why did you befriend me?” She frowned. “No, no, that’s not quite it either. You make friends with every pony. What I mean to say is … ah …” She trailed off helplessly and, for some strange reason, had to fight off the sudden, inexplicable urge to burst into tears.
“Because you’re always trying to make ponies happy.” Pinkie’s voice was quiet, thoughtful, as gentle as a warm spring breeze. “Because you look at the world and see all kinds of ways of making it really, really beautiful. But do you wanna know the biggest reason of all?”
Struggling to compose herself, Rarity simply nodded. She couldn’t quite bring herself to respond verbally.
Pinkie grinned at her. “Mostly, I just like you ‘cause you’re you.”
That ridiculous desire to cry was still there, still choking her throat, making her eyes water and sting. Rarity took a few steps forward and buried her face against Pinkie’s neck, which smelled of things spicy and sweet. Pinkie didn’t move, and Pinkie didn’t speak. The earth pony just stood there and waited, as the unicorn rested against her.
“Pinkie, darling?” Rarity hesitated, just a moment, before deciding to plunge ahead. “Would you care to know why I like you, as well?”
The other pony giggled. “Is it because I throw the bestest parties in Equestria?”
“It’s because you look at the world and think it’s already beautiful just as it is.”
She could feel Pinkie’s breath hitch, could feel Pinkie turn her head, and when Rarity glanced up, their faces were mere centimeters apart and Pinkie was looking down at her with bright, shining eyes. Rarity smiled up at the earth pony as she felt a warmth spread throughout her body that had nothing to do with the copious amounts of alcohol she’d ingested earlier that evening.
“Rarity, I think you’re--”
And for the third time since they’d left the club, Rarity interrupted Pinkie--this time not with words but with a kiss. She pressed her mouth to Pinkie’s in a kiss that was soft, tender, almost chaste. She allowed herself to linger and simply enjoy the taste of Pinkie on her lips. When Rarity did pull back, flushed and slightly panting, Pinkie had a huge smile ready and waiting for her.
Rarity couldn’t help but smile in return. “Would you like to know a secret, darling? This is the best date I’ve ever been on.”
"I thought you said this wasn’t a date.”
“Well, I changed my mind. That is a lady’s prerogative, after all.” The unicorn retook her former position by Pinkie’s side, leaning against the soft flank of her friend, using Pinkie as support. “Let’s go home, shall we?”
Pinkie’s voice was as light and bubbly as ever as she replied, “Okie dokie lokie!”
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Somewhat surprisingly, Rarity woke up without a hint of a hangover. She lifted her sleep mask and, while stretching out her limbs, she counted her blessings. It seemed that she had quite a few, lately. They could do with some counting. Yawning, she turned to place her sleep mask on the nightstand and gasped in surprise.
On her little bedside table stood a vase filled with the most beautiful roses, each and every one a perfect snowy white. Next to the vase was a sheet of paper with writing on it that was immediately recognizable as Pinkie’s sloppy, expressive cursive.
Curious, Rarity picked up the paper with her magic and began reading.
Hi, Rarity!
Good morning, sleepy head! I hope you slept okay! I wanted to send a telegram to Applejack to make sure that Rainbow Dash will be in town until at least tomorrow, because I want to throw her a surprise “Welcome Home, Rainbow Dash!” party when I head back to Ponyville tomorrow morning. Can you imagine how surprised she’ll be? I bet she won’t be expecting a surprise party even a little bit, since I’m not even in Ponyville right now!
You should totally come back with me on the train tomorrow so you can go to the party. I’m sure Dashie and the others would love to see you. And, um, it’d just be really nice to have you there, too.
Oh, but anyways, I’m running some errands to get ready for the party, and that’s why I’m not here to say good morning when you wake up. So I brought some flowers to say good morning for me! I wasn’t sure which ones you’d like, so I got white ones because they kind of look like stars and I know you miss seeing stars.
I’ll be back in time for dinner! That’s a Pinkie promise!
Hugs and smiles,
Pinkie Pie
p.s. Last night was the best date I’ve ever been on, too.
The unicorn very gently set the note back down next to the vase of flowers before leaning forward to breathe in the roses’ sweet perfume. Then she leaned back again with a happy little sigh. “Very gallant, indeed,” she murmured.
Humming to herself, Rarity made her morning toilet and then, once she was sufficiently primped and prettified, headed downstairs. Snips proved to be already present, seated at his desk in the reception area. He greeted her with his customary nervous grin. “Good morning, Lady Rarity!”
“And a very good morning to you, too, Snips!” Rarity practically skipped across the reception area towards her work studio. “I’ll be working on my fabulous new dress design and need to maintain my concentration, so please don’t allow any interruptions unless they’re from anticipated visitors.”
“Does that, uh, include Lady Pinkie?”
Rarity paused at the doorway to her work studio. Glancing over her shoulder, she flashed her fellow unicorn an amused grin. “Darling, Lady Pinkamena’s interruptions are something that should always be anticipated. You’d do well to learn that.”
And with that, Rarity bounded into her studio and shut the door behind her on one very baffled-looking assistant.
The rest of the morning passed quickly and quietly. The Sunrise Dress, as she’d christened it, was coming along rather well. The fabric draped beautifully on the mannequin, and the colors complemented and contrasted with one another just as she’d hoped. With any luck, she’d be able to finish the dress just in time for Rainbow Dash’s surprise party.
It was well past noon when she’d snipped the final thread. Taking a few steps back, she studied her work for several long moments. It didn’t look precisely like a rainbow at dawn, but the feeling was there, the mood and emotion, and that’s what truly mattered. She decided she was pleased with what she’d accomplished. It would make a lovely homecoming present for Rainbow.
Then, all her happy musings were interrupted by a knock at the door.
Rarity turned around to see Snips’ face peeking through the doorway. “This had better be important,” she complained, though there was no real heat behind the words and a small smile graced her face even as she grumbled.
But Snips didn’t return her smile. Instead, his eyes were serious and intense as he responded, “Please trust me, Lady Rarity … you’ll want to see this.”
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Despite her better instincts, she couldn’t stop reading and rereading the headlines of all the nasty little tabloids and newspapers that laid spread out across her work table. “Lady Rarity Takes a Lover.” “The Fashionista and the Rock Farmer.” “Beauty and the Beast” … that one, that one was the worst, sending Rarity’s heart rate spiking as her shoulders shook with barely-repressed anger …
It went on and on and on. There were photographs, too--goodness knew where or from whom they came, but there were photographs. She and Pinkie dancing at that awful discotheque. She and Pinkie standing in that dark alley, kissing. Dark and grainy photos, but clear enough that she could tell that they were genuine.
She took a few deep breaths and fought down the urge to scream.
“Lady Rarity?”
She glanced over to Snips, who was staring at her with a concerned look on his face. “How long?” she demanded in a clipped tone. “How long have these papers been circulating?”
Trembling, the young stallion took a step back. “I--I--I don’t know! I just happened to pass by a news stand while I was on my lunch break, and …”
Rarity sighed. “It’s all right, Snips. I … I apologize. This isn’t your fault at all.” She gave her assistant a tiny, tired smile. “Thank you for bringing all of this to my attention. I do appreciate it, darling.”
An uncomfortable silence settled between the two unicorns. Rarity glared down at the papers on her desk, racking her brains in an attempt to figure out how this had happened, until the silence was broken by her assistant’s tentative voice: “So, uh, is it true that you and Lady Pinkie are--”
“If a certain young pony values having continued employment, he will think very carefully about what he is about to say next.”
Snips coughed loudly.”Right! Right. Well, um, on the bright side, you know what Photo Finish always says. Any publicity is good publicity!”
Rarity rolled her eyes. “Photo Finish is a few apples short of a bushel, as a dear friend of mine might put it. She would say that.” She closed her eyes and began massaging her temples with a hoof. She could feel a headache coming on. “I have to prepare a counter-attack. Obviously, this cannot go unanswered. Snips, how does my schedule look for the rest of today?”
There were some shuffling noises, as Snips presumably rummaged through his desk to find the master calendar. “Here we go! Schedule looks pretty clear for the rest of the day, Lady Rarity. Oh, except for a garden party at the Duchess of Hoofington’s mansion, but that isn’t until late afternoon.”
“No, no,” the fashion designer murmured in reply, a touch distractedly. “I actually RSVPed that I wouldn’t be attending, after the fiasco at the museum with … Pinkie … Pie …” Rarity’s eyes popped open, and her entire facial expression hardened into a scowl. Under her breath, she hissed, “The Duchess of Hoofington!”
“Uh, Lady Rarity?”
The Duchess of Hoofington. Of course. Of course. The Duchess of Hoofington, who had been so disdainful of Pinkie Pie. The Duchess of Hoofington, who she had insulted through her intemperance back at the museum. The Duchess of Hoofington, who was, in every way imaginable, a horrible and repugnant pony.
The Duchess of Hoofington, whose uncle was the editor-in-chief of The Canterlot Courier.
There was no proof, of course, and there never would be. But Rarity knew as surely as she knew she was the best-dressed mare in Canterlot that the Duchess of Hoofington was the one behind all of this.
“Snips,” Rarity began, in a voice that was suddenly as calm as a lake on a windless day. “My dear Snips, there has been a change of plans. I will in fact be attending that garden party.”
“But you just said--”
“Yes, darling, I am aware of what I just said.” She reached over and gave his hoof a comforting pat. “I must go make preparations. I trust you’ll be able to mind the shop while I’m away?”
Snips nodded, his eyes wide and confused.
“Excellent! Then, I’m off, darling. Please do let Lady Pinkamena know where I’ve gone once she returns and that I ought to be back in time for us to dine together this evening.”
With that settled, Rarity turned on her heels and marched back upstairs to find an outfit suitably fabulous enough for a high-society garden party. She began rapidly flipping through the garment hangers in her closet as soon as she stepped into her bedroom. She had to act quickly, after all, as there wasn’t any time to spare. Because if she was going to crash a party, she’d need some help doing so.
Fortunately for her, she happened to be very good friends with one of the most well-connected and resourceful stallions in the entire city, if not in all of Equestria.
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Author’s Notes: The next chapter is dedicated to all y’all who were disappointed back in chapter three when Pinkie interrupted the Rarity vs. Duchess of Hoofington show-down.
You magnificent bastard I read your chapter! epic donny, epic.
Daaawwww..... That letter was so sweet
I cannot begin to express how happy I am that Rarity kissing Pinkie wasn't a 'I did it while drunk and now regret it moment.' I know I usually say other stuff before I comment properly but by the gods, DB, you had me really scared for a second there.
But then you made it a happy moment instead of a heartwrenching and painful one! And I was all happy and so was Pinkie! And I love this chapter! I mean, I would have loved it anyway because I haven't read anything of yours I didn't yet but that made me absurdly happy for some reason. And I loved Rarity reminiscing about Twilight, too - it's really interesting to get a glimpse into her head and see what she thinks of her other friends, and how much they mean to her. It adds a lot of depth to your interpretation of her, and it was already among the least shallow and most interesting portrayals i've seen. And their reasons for liking each other - worded in their own ways - are perfect.
As one of those vindictive folks who wants the Duchess of Hoofington to suffer greatly, I can't wait to see where this is going. And I can't wait to see Pinkie's reaction to the papers. You have a real way of leaving us hungry for the next chapter.
I'd curse you, but you're just too awesome for that.
Plus, Twilight totally would be really happy if someone wanted to use her telescope.
I like how, despite being able to let her feelings shine through for the first time only because of her inebriation, Rarity doesn't doubt those feelings in the morning after. She accepts them, accepts herself, accepts Pinkie and her wonderful token of affection... and then we find what she will not accept: vicious and unjust slander.
And if there's one thing Rarity has learned from her friends, it's how to crash a fancy Canterlot party. But unlike her friends, the Lady Rarity will do so in style!
I really enjoyed the fact that Rarity was outraged at the Beauty and the Beast title. It really illustrates that her feelings for Pinkie are real, and not just a manipulation as others could see it. Ooh! And that kiss! Yay! So sweet and imagining Pinkie looking down on her with those smiling eyes of hers, yay!
Oh boy this is getting intense.
This is gonna be good... really really good...
AND NO REGRETFUL HANGOVERS!? LOL WUT!?
Sweet Celestia, the first half of this was too cute! The second half, too INTENSE. When you had Rarity feel pretty empty without her friends, it was certainly a moving moment. At least she had Pinkie Pie there with her.
Anyway, the Duchess of Hoofington, she gon' get it.
Oh, and I find it adorable that Pinkie writes "um" in her letter
If it wasn't intentional, then cool! It made the letter better!
And then I thought about it a bit more, and I realized that Donny's Boy is going to make us regret what we had wished for. Rarity is going to crash the Duchess of Hoofington's party, bringing about the confrontation we've wanted for the last few chapters, but do you know who doesn't want such a confrontation? Who holds parties as sacred, and would rather throw one in an attempt to melt the heart of the meanest meanie-pants than ever dream of ruining one (at least intentionally)? Who has taken the time to know about the Duchess of Hoofington, including any redeeming qualities she may have that we have not been subject to? Who Snips has been told to tell where Rarity is gone, and will likely show up just in time to see Rarity at her ugliest?
I think the next chapter will end up a lot sadder than people are expecting.
Actually, I was quite glad when Pinkie interrupted Rarity earlier. Violence is an extreme reaction to relatively petty insults. It's not a good habit to get into, for both moral and practical reasons (particularly when the other person is influential enough to make charges stick and you're in public with lots of witnesses). So I hope her current reprisal is neither too over the top nor liable to get her in trouble. Of course, sicking the paparazzi on someone is rather worse than making a snide comment. In fact, this whole thing is a textbook case of escalation, since we started with insults, led to the threat of violence, then paparazzi, now something new. It sounds like a dangerous spiral to me.
What UP, y'all? Happy Pi Day! The Beloved Spouse is a nuclear physicist (no, for realsies), so you KNOW this is a big holiday in the DB household. We're gonna have pie tonight!
As always, thanks for taking the time to leave your thoughts and reviews!
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Heh, thanks. Glad you liked it.
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Twilight would probably KISS the pony who asked to use her telescope. Thanks for the kind words for this chapter. I hope I'm doing right by Rarity, as I like the character quite a bit. I do wish I'd thought to include some reflections from Rarity on Fluttershy in particular, as I see the two of them as being quite close, but oh well. Perhaps I can include that in future chapters.
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The Lady Rarity does EVERYTHING in style!
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Aww, thanks. I'm glad you liked that moment.
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Ha, no, the inclusion of "um" was intentional. I just couldn't help but picture Pinkie writing in a very stream-of-consciousness style that would sound a lot like the way she speaks.
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Probably a dangerous spiral, yup. High society is ruthless.
For what it's worth, this story is written in third-person limited narration, so it's probably best to take Rarity's threats in chapter three with a grain of salt. I love the girl, but she CAN be overdramatic. Sorry that this didn't come across well. (I was envisioning her possibly doing something more along the lines of intentionally spilling a glass of wine on the Duchess' nice white dress versus, say, gruesome evisceration.)
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HA. Dig the haiku. Congrats on getting "Haiku" in the feature box, by the way.
And ... wow. Gosh. That's one of the most flattering things anyone's said about my writing. I'm honored that you consider my stuff inspiring. And I'm glad you're liking Rarity more--I think she's a great, if deeply imperfect, character. I find her a lot of fun.
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Thank you
I'm completely serious, though- I am inspired more by the writers on this site than I am by writers of big novels or plays simply because I've had a chance to talk to you guys. Writers, I mean. I probably won't meet J.K. Rowling or Ray Bradbury, even if I like their books, but through PM's and comments I can actually see what you're all about behind the words in the story. I am so glad I came to this site.
And 'deeply imperfect', huh? That's an interesting way to talk about her... I might just let her move up a rank or two on best pony list.
Maybe
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Well, I was only picturing the telekinetic equivalent of a slap, myself. But that's still escalation when the worst the person has said is "isn't a real lady". Sure her disdain is completely unwarranted to someone who is, in fact, a hero, but I can think of far worse things to say and still be below the threshold where violence is the right response. Though spilling her wine on the Duchess doesn't require the same amount of provocation. But all the duchess knows is that Rarity lit up her magic and was going to do... something, while extremely angry so she can assume it was a threat.
The problem with escalation spirals is they don't necessarily stop escalating so if they keep topping each other, eventually it's arson and assassins.
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I believe you! Promise! I'm just weird and awkward in accepting compliments. (Well, really I'm weird and awkward in general, but that's neither here nor there ...) Don't pay me any mind.
I think I see Rarity as the one of the Mane Six with some of the highest highs and lowest lows in terms of her actions and morality. She can be conniving and manipulative one moment, then beautifully generous, giving, and forgiving the next ... and sometimes, she can be all of these things at the very same time. She's complex, Rarity is.
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Gotcha. And I agree, actually! I'm not in the least "Yay, violence as problem-solving strategy!" and I hope that isn't what the story's suggesting. Certainly, I see and have intended many of Rarity's actions to be ... well, not the best, let's say. Some of them I consider morally dubious, as well. She's a hero in the story, but she's meant to be a flawed, imperfect hero.
Oh, and did I thank you for the review? If not: THANK YOU. It's always so nice to read such analysis of the writing I've done.
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“It’s because you look at the world and think it’s already beautiful just as it is.” Very moving and emotional line. I usually don't comment till I finish a story, but this whole scene here needed immediate praise. Bravo.
It's amazing how in this short exchange, you made the R/P pairing go from seeming virtually impossible to the most natural pairing of the Mane Six I could think of.
Magnificent!
Doin' it wrong, Rares. Don't fight back, don't quash anything. Embrace it. Embrace it and destroy their souls.
Fancy Pants'll shill. It'll work out.
edit: Ah, excellent, she didn't quash anything. Lovely.
HOT RARITY ON DUCHESS OF HOOFINGTON ACTION!
Dude, love yah and your story, but if I see another "=" I am going to burn your burn barn. The text editor of the this site already provides a perfect ruler to cut in between scenes!
Sorry, it's just that I like to use the narrator function here to "read" the story and it gas decided that it must read. Every. Single. One. Of the equals.