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Damn that escalated very quickly!

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Moar den nuf sed heer.

The lipstick probably comes trom the same store that river song gets hers from

I, actually, REALLY like this story
I love HIE's and I love Lyra so this is beautiful to me

3217871 Or Yolanda, for Firefly fans.

"Lyra... Bedroom? Please?" I begged her. Lyra punched her lips into mine and that's when I absolutely and completely lost it. I felt my aching member explode in my pants, coating my underwear in a thick layer of seed. Lyra could feel it and looked at me, completely and utterly shocked.

And then he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

Did Bon-Bon just drug him...

"M-Mason! I-I didn't think you liked me this much!" Best Situational line EVER !!!

Dear heavens above did that go from zero to sexty in like no time flat!
Hahaha, oh my goodness...excellent update though!

I was going to fuck Lyra Heartstrings; my best friend. And I was going to fuck her hard.

And then awkwardness ensues the next day when his sister and his sister's boyfriend walk in to find them in bed together.

Hexed, it's the obvious answer to the problem. Thing is, how would ponies know if something like a topical aphrodisiac could prove harmless or worse case scenario, fatal if applied? Half of the magical ingredients used in potions, or old school medicine would kill a man in the wrong doses. Horses and ponies often times need stronger doses of medicines and mood elevators than a human would.

Bon Bon may have just signed his death warrant by giving him a mood elevator with which we cannot know the effects of on the human body. His heart could very well run out on him during intercourse. Just goes to show you, meddlers mean well but could easily ruin things if given the chance.

Hard fucking, you say?

"houston, we have a problem . . . a big problem"

great job bon bon.
you accidentally just gave mason a human's equivalent of a quadruple-industrial-strength aphrodesiac

. . . and super-sexy times ensue over 1000 times in the next 10 minutes. . .

3218280>>3220028>>3217642

These guys right here, about sums up my thoughts near and up too the end.

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And to continue the Lonely Island theme, after the events of the next chapter, he'll be singing this:

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I can't stop looking at that picture for some reason...

Update?

3346365 soon.

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Yay!

I don't think it was Bon-bon. I suspect that little bottle around Mason's neck is affecting him somehow.

I want more of this do you know when next update is?

3361545 Still working out the kinks to it. Should be up this weekend.

Still waiting :( i cant take it :'(

fic is dead

I hope its not dead it seems like a good story with a lot of potential

3539232 3470597 It's not dead. just been so swamped with personal problems and work. My grandfather is dying of lung cancer and I'm trying to spend as much time with him as possible, so I'm not able to get on much anymore. I'm trying my hardest with all the stories I have to keep up, but it's very hard. I hope you all understand.

What was in that lipstick?

3237029 FUCK I HAVENT HEARD THAT IN FOREVER!!!! IM CRYING, ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

3348914 Define soon.

3860293 Well, I mean I am working on a lot right now, and I started all these stories before I had a job and responsibilities, so trying to update the way I used to is impossible. I promise this story isn't dead, but there are other things in my life that I must take priority over. I'm sorry, but an update will be out when I can get to it.

3862702 Thanks for not forgetting it or us.

...Bon-Bon is f**king terrifying!!
Man...the next morning is going to awkward as hell me thinks.
So I can only assume Manson always harbored these romantic feeling towards Lyra but could accept them without Bon-Bon's...assistance and some liquid courage known as Mr. Booze?
Lyra is f**ked (quite literally) and I can't wait for the next chapter! It promises to be very entertaining!

3862702 I'm sorry. That likely came of as rude. I just wanted an approximate date for next chapter. Soon is relative 100 years would be considered soon compared to 1,000,000 years. If you don't know that's fine too.

Update?

i would remove that authors note because it automatically gives away that *spoiler* something's in the lipstick

Hate to be as blunt as a baseball bÅt, but this story is dead. Perhaps one Đay it will €ontinue, but don't get any hθpes up.

UPDATE?!

???????

5946370 have you abandoned this story?

6076116 ...What?

6077493 i did it again.. i accidentally tagged someone when trying to question the author...

6078734 Oh.