I have a working theory that authors write better when drunk.
Mind you, it's just a blob of squishy thoughts that haven't quite congealed into a true theorem. And I'm probably missing something like... Cherries! Yes, thank you Pinkie. I'm missing cherries. Mmm, missing some of that sexy flanktascious Cherrilee too. Teachers are hot.
What?
Oh! Yes, drunk writing. Don't drink and write! It's against the law! Um. I'm sure it is somewhere. If you're going to drink that Tartarus cursed firewater Luna calls "moonshine" then have the decency to hand the keyboard to someone else before pickling your liver.
Suddenly, a douchy looking human jumped out from behind a barrel, playing a song on his electric guitar. “I walk this lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...”
“Go the fuck away, Billy Joe Armstrong, I’m not in the mood,” the rejected unicorn said, levitating a nearby barrel and smashing it into the rock star.
Regi, I have known you long enough to only make this story to roll on the floor and clutch my sides for 20 minutes all the while laughing. Another great chapter.
You should probably stop writing now, seeing as how you have 69 stories. Or write 100 more, that works too. Or any multiple of 100, even- we aren't picky.
I can assure you, none of these stories are true accounts of anything that happened with my boyfriend and I.
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I bet. Still... This should be fun.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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time to read
Brilliant. Brilliant brilliant brilliant with a side order of high intelligence. I haven't even read it yet and BRILLIANT.
2987387 Boyfriend?
2987603 Yes, boyfriend.
2987603 He's pan sexual.
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2987672 that gets me moist
2987387 >sees new regi fic
>Nirvana starts playng in pandora
the barrel needs to be on the pony version of the Maury show for a DNA test asap!
>description
what did i just read?....
Wait a minute....69 Love Stories....69th story uploaded.
Regi, did you plan this you sly devil?
2987787
Huh? Wait, WHAT?
Pewdie's response:
BARRELS! I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!
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The opposite of lose glasses.
What the fuck am I reading?
The writing is a bit weak here and there, but thankfully no chapter outstays its welcome. Thumbs up!
I am liking this Fic just for the name.
What a great way to spend too much free time.
I have a working theory that authors write better when drunk.
Mind you, it's just a blob of squishy thoughts that haven't quite congealed into a true theorem. And I'm probably missing something like...
Cherries! Yes, thank you Pinkie. I'm missing cherries. Mmm, missing some of that sexy flanktascious Cherrilee too. Teachers are hot.
What?
Oh! Yes, drunk writing. Don't drink and write! It's against the law! Um. I'm sure it is somewhere. If you're going to drink that Tartarus cursed firewater Luna calls "moonshine" then have the decency to hand the keyboard to someone else before pickling your liver.
And knowing is half the battle!
2989252 It's a shame I don't drink.
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I do, all the time. Granted, it's Mt.Dew by the 2lt (I'm cheap and 2lts are the cheapest price per unit). Usually room temperature.
Finally, someone tells that douchebag off!
Another glorious chapter.
This will be mite interesting. I have yet to read this, but I will soon. For now, 'm just gonna cross my fingers and hope les-Dash won't be in this...
Regi, I have known you long enough to only make this story to roll on the floor and clutch my sides for 20 minutes all the while laughing. Another great chapter.
I love you
2992728 I love me too
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That's good
You should probably stop writing now, seeing as how you have 69 stories.
Or write 100 more, that works too.
Or any multiple of 100, even- we aren't picky.
3018326 as you command
Yup this is making total sense to me so far.