lol?

Well that took an unexpected turn...

Twilight giggled. “Well, here’s to hoping that this date goes exactly as planned!” The mare levitated her win glass,

>The mare levitated her WIN glass
>her win glass
>WIN
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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LOLOLOLOL
I lllllliked it!

This reminds me of that time Tom Cruise went on Oprah, and flipped the fuck out and went insane.

Nice.

I want a room next to Flash Sentry's, he sounds like fun!

“Why wouldn’t I want to go on a date with you? You’re charming, handsome, and a third thing!

Yes, everything must be in threes!

“Shh... if you speak, you might want to end the date, and if you end the date, I’ll get depressed, and if I get depressed, I’ll have to kill myself, and if I kill myself, my friends will blame you, and there’s no telling what they’d do to you,” Flash Sentry said in a massive run on sentence.

MOAR!

Twilight opened her mouth to speak, but was silences as the crazy stallion shoved as many breadsticks as he possibly could in her mouth (five).

Apart from that, loved it

Wow, it's like a dramatic reenaction of my last date.