Fluttershy can't please Big Mac, so she goes to Pinkie for advice. Pinkie's solution? A seven girl marathon blowjob session, of course.
Wow. Rarity's reaction and performance... Perfect!
Who's next, I wonder...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
2886022 You couldn't tell, bro?
2886056
I is blind.
2886061Skeeter reads through Braille, how could you be so insensitive, Badgerpony?GOSH. GEEZE.
2886128Some people are just insensitive to the plights of others.
2886128
More like a Daredevil thing. I have sonar.
2886189I didn't want to reveal your secret.
2886248
D'OH!
Sorry to hear about your rough few days, just had something similar happen. No partying tho, unless you count several drinks imbibed randomly.
Ah. That's how to get past the squick; make sure Applejack is focused on something else.
Also, "sexual chainsaw" is a phrase that needs to be used more often. Preferably in an entirely metaphorical sense.
2886444After I wrote down "sexual chainsaw" I leaned back and thought: "I'e done it. I've written the perfect sentence."
2887574You did, and it was wonderful.
That "Sexual Chainsaw" line was absolutely genius. It had me completely cracking up. I was dying, and falling out of my chair, from the laughter
I'm a little bit surprised at the fact that AJ has no hesitance whatsoever about giving her brother a blowjob, but whatever
Overall, well done with this chapter. I'm quite looking forward to the next!
Guess I'm skipping next chapter. Hope you don't mind. Like I said, maybe Princest on occasion. But in the Apple family... noooooo.
2888600And you'll see why she doesnt in the next exciting chapter! Same pony time, same pony place!
2888600Also, thanks for the compliment. I've been trying to add in a lot more humor this time around.
2888942Oh DAAAAAAAANG.I get those mixed up all the fucking time.
I think my favorite part of this chapter was the fact that Rarity was going to have none of Big Mac uncultured bullshit. I was just laughing so hard at that
2896052She is a lady, and demands to be treated as such. Even when she's deepthroating a farmer's dick.
Sexual Chainsaw
I said it on the last chapter, and I'll say it again: wut.But seriously, that phrase is pure genius.
2898366I wrote myself into a corner with that one. I could write a story every day until I die and never top "sexual chainsaw."
You had me at rainbow party. I didn't know a lot of people know what that means
2903719I'd heard about it a while ago, but completely forgot about it until Bronystories brought it up in a blog post.
So what is the update schedule fir this? I wunna c mor. Stupid raging bonr deprivin may brian ofblood.
2912386Updates usually fall on every Whenever between the hours of Later and When I'm Done.
2912445Okey-dokey-loki!
Aw buck.
2898366
And it does have a nice ring to it.
I'm sitting here dick in hand, laughing my ass of to the point were I quit trying to masterbate. I'm reading this story for the keks now.
Wow. Rarity's reaction and performance... Perfect!
Who's next, I wonder...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
2886022 You couldn't tell, bro?
2886056
I is blind.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2886061
Skeeter reads through Braille, how could you be so insensitive, Badgerpony?
GOSH. GEEZE.
2886128
Some people are just insensitive to the plights of others.
2886128
More like a Daredevil thing. I have sonar.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2886189
I didn't want to reveal your secret.
2886248
D'OH!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Sorry to hear about your rough few days, just had something similar happen. No partying tho, unless you count several drinks imbibed randomly.
Ah. That's how to get past the squick; make sure Applejack is focused on something else.
Also, "sexual chainsaw" is a phrase that needs to be used more often. Preferably in an entirely metaphorical sense.
2886444
After I wrote down "sexual chainsaw" I leaned back and thought: "I'e done it. I've written the perfect sentence."
2887574
You did, and it was wonderful.
That "Sexual Chainsaw" line was absolutely genius. It had me completely cracking up. I was dying, and falling out of my chair, from the laughter
I'm a little bit surprised at the fact that AJ has no hesitance whatsoever about giving her brother a blowjob, but whatever
Overall, well done with this chapter. I'm quite looking forward to the next!
Guess I'm skipping next chapter. Hope you don't mind. Like I said, maybe Princest on occasion. But in the Apple family... noooooo.
2888600
And you'll see why she doesnt in the next exciting chapter! Same pony time, same pony place!
2888600
Also, thanks for the compliment. I've been trying to add in a lot more humor this time around.
2888942
Oh DAAAAAAAANG.
I get those mixed up all the fucking time.
I think my favorite part of this chapter was the fact that Rarity was going to have none of Big Mac uncultured bullshit. I was just laughing so hard at that
2896052
She is a lady, and demands to be treated as such. Even when she's deepthroating a farmer's dick.
I said it on the last chapter, and I'll say it again: wut.
But seriously, that phrase is pure genius.
2898366
I wrote myself into a corner with that one. I could write a story every day until I die and never top "sexual chainsaw."
You had me at rainbow party. I didn't know a lot of people know what that means
2903719
I'd heard about it a while ago, but completely forgot about it until Bronystories brought it up in a blog post.
So what is the update schedule fir this? I wunna c mor. Stupid raging bonr deprivin may brian ofblood.
2912386
Updates usually fall on every Whenever between the hours of Later and When I'm Done.
2912445Okey-dokey-loki!
Aw buck.
2898366
And it does have a nice ring to it.
I'm sitting here dick in hand, laughing my ass of to the point were I quit trying to masterbate. I'm reading this story for the keks now.