Chapter XVI: Loophole
By the time Vinyl and I had gotten to five yards, at least some of the observations that I had made from afar were confirmed, namely the mare's above-average size, and the stallion's neatness. However, a light-hearted giggle I heard from the mare further proved my Pride & Prejudice point I had made earlier: such a light-hearted giggle was not something I would have expected from the mare I saw, but then again, I'm not a Mr. Rochester myself.
You did it again!
Huh?
You made another unmanly allusion!
Hmph. Knowing your bubbly personality, I highly doubt that you've read something as dark and gloomy as--
Jane Eyre
...you've read it?
Yep.
...then you know that you shouldn't judge that book's manliness by it's cover.
Nice pun. But considering it's a bildungsroman by Charlotte Brontë? Noooot very manly.
Well, at least it's manlier than Twilight!
Our Twilight said that that doesn't even count as literature back in chapter 7, remember?
Exactly.
...you actually are kinda like Mr. Rochester, though...
Are you saying I'm ugly?
Nooooo~~...think of what makes Mr. Rochester such a unique and memorable character...what made you make the allusion to him in the first place...
Hmm...well, he's mysterious, a philanthropist, not the best looking physically, yet still considered by many to be oddly attracti--where are you going with this?
*giggles* Have you ever tried writing an Author-Pinkie Pie ship?
*facenotebook*
Notebook? Oh yeah! You usually write your drafts for your chapters in your notebook!
Mhm...
...are you gonna do it?
...are you really pressuring me into it?
Yep!
...I'm not sure...
Aww...why?
Well...I know that MusicSlave for one isn't very keen about shipping you with anyone/anypony, because your bubbly personality doesn't make you seem...capable, for lack of a better word, of having a serious relationship. And as a result of MusicSlave's adamance about it, I've slowly begun to feel the same way, albeit it did take a lot of convincing me.
Why's that?
Well, it just doesn't seem...logical.
Screw logic! I'm Pinkie Pie!
Did I mention how adamant MusicSlave was about it?
Yes you did, but I'm rune about this!
...you've got to be shitting me.
What?
...was that a Runescape analogy?!
Yeah? So?
*sigh* Nevermind, next point: How would it even work? I mean, I'm incoporeal...
And I'm Pinkie Pie!
...
...
...
...aaaare you okay?
...yes, it's just that the more that I think about that simple fact the more of a valid point it becomes...
That I'm Pinkie Pie?
If the laws of physics, of nature, as well as the entire concept of reality itself don't apply to you in any way, shape or form, then why the fuck would logic?
You're a lot like Twilight, too! You over-analyze things!
Yeah, and I know too much, too.
Prove it! xp
I can accurately graph a woman's hormone levels during her menstrual cycle using only the information of when three of said woman's consecutive periods were, and can use the information from that graph in addition to the original three data points to be able to plot said graph onto a calendar to show on what specific day or days her future periods will take place, as well as when she will be ovulating. Don't ask me to do that, though, by the way, and that goes for you readers too! Even though I can do it, doesn't mean I'm completely willing to!
...
...
...
...you asked for it.
...yes, and I now regret it.
I can't say I don't blame you.
...
...
...
...anyway...
Yeeaaahhh....
Well, I still think that MusicSlave wouldn't be too happy about it...
LOOPHOLE! She said she didn't want me to be shipped with anypony in the story, and technically, this isn't part of the story; it's an author's note.
.........truuuuuuueeee.......but I'd still rather not risk getting bitched a--wait, you read that convo?
Well, duh! I'm Pinkie Pie!
......okaaaayyy....but.....why do you want to be shipped with me, the author?!
Because nopony's done it before! And besides, it'll be FUN!!!
There's probably a reason why noone's done a character-author ship before.
Like what?
Scroll up.
...oh....right. BUT WHO CARES?!
Wel--
DO IT!
..................................................................................................fine. I still don't know how the fuck it's going to work, thou--
YAAAAAAAY! *hugs* *poof*
................how the fuck did she just hug me? *sigh* Pinkie Pie...I would quote Rainbow Dash, but...at this point, 'random' doesn't cut it. And so much for the OC dialogue planned for this chapter; I guess it'll have to wait until the next one. And also, I'm sorry MusicSlave; I respect your opinion on Pinkie-shipping, and as you can see, I attempted to defend it...only to metaphorically get my ass handed to me on a silver platter. *sigh* This...is going to be interesting to say the very least......
...I need a drink.
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Ha! Fuck Logic, I'm Pinkie Pie. Best defense ever :P
As to the shipping argument, I agree that Pinkie doesn't seem the type for a serious relationship. I think she could hold a relationship nicely though, just not seriously. One of the authors I'm reading just shipped herxThe Doctor, and played it off perfectly with this:
"You bet he is. We went star gazing, and he told me all about what was out there in the universe. His hobby is astronomy, so he had a lot of stuff to tell me. Even chatted about time and stuff. Timey wimey stuff he called it. It was nice to meet someone who was as smart as me, just as interested in everything, and could be just as silly.”
319482
Still, but in an A/N? With the author?
Crew logic, make the impossible possible, get hit by a persona in the head and take a FUS RO DA to the soul!
All that and pinkie still wins
319605
...I think I'll just take your word on that one...
319786
Welcome to the world of HTML!
319787
Which includes upwards to 16 million different colors...though only a select number of those are usable for HTML tags, such as this.
What. Have. You. Done? The Fourth Wall is long since obliterated and his cousin Sanity is beginning to die a quick and painful death. I hope all this is worth it. PROVE ME RIGHT!
319828
I hope it's worth it, too. xD But then again, it's yet another thing-that-hasn't-been-done-before-at-least-to-my-knowledge that I'd be able to add to me resumé, so...
319843
Well, she basically just forced herself upon the author -- me -- though I am going to need to do quite a bit of planning for how I'm actually going to go through with it. But again, just another thing for my resumé.
319839 *Resume* "Got shipped, in the A/N, with Pinkie Pie AND managed a stable relationship." INSTA-HIRE
319611
It's just a saying
319939
I spelled it correctly, thank you. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to type it that way. xp
319963 Yeah, I was just setting the context of that being in your resume.
Not quite sure how to get the accent on the e though.
319852 you should be GRATEFUL Where else will you find someone that wonderfully random? HMM?! Didn't think so. Now I must go feed my owl. Ta-ta!
Forced... PAH! *spits* Mr. Tigumms does not approve. *Barn owl shakes head*
320007
Hold Alt, then press 0233 on the numpad. é
320139
I obviously didn't mean anything negative by it -- hell, without my medication even I could challenge Pinkie in terms of randomness, which is one reason why I love her -- but she literally forced it. xD
320216 ....mayhaps I might forgive you... Just because that was a good quip at the end.
321487
What fourth wall? It was completely obliterated several chapters ago.
321491
You're absolutely right. LOVE the Monty Python references.
321681
Thought so.
No megusta. |:<