Audacity was being an absolute uncooperative nonce with me earlier, so I took WAY longer than I should have just so I could export the audio for this reading, but I got around to it, so I guess I'm fine with it. Grudgingly.

Okay, I'm sorry...Here's the actual video. (Man, that scene from The Grudge, though...*shudders*)

Oh, hey everyone. It's been a while since I've posted one of these updates. Hope you don't mind the wait.

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Okay, guys I'm putting this warning out there for anyone who actually bothers to read my Blogs.

I've got a new story coming in the next 24 hours.

It is incredibly fetishistic, and not exactly for those who have weak stomachs or are easily offended, so if you go in expecting my normal, light-hearted comedic fare you're going to be remarkably surprised and most likely disgusted.

(I don't presume to know your kinks, I'm just sayin'...)

Otherwise, enjoy.

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I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened. 

It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things. 

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Just clockin’ in for a few updates...

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I wanna write, but I'm stuck on a few of them, so I'm gonna take some prompts on my tumblr account. I'm gonna do Sombrapie, but I'll do some other ships, too, since I'm multi-shipping trash.

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