Aloha, Amigos.

This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another report.

Now, before I get into what I think of this film, I’d like to ask you all a question:

Has anyone ever wondered what film I believe is one of the worst, if not the worst, movies in existence? One that’s so terrible, I would rate it even below just a one?

Well, look no further, because the answer to your 2-part question comes in the form of THIS COMPLETE MONSTROSITY RIGHT HERE:

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Arrrgh!

Ahoy, mateys! This be yer friendly film and television reviewing buccaneer here, digging up for ye another film review that has been long buried under the sands.

And today, I bring to all of ye scalawags my review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”.

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My 60th movie review.

Gosh, I can hardly believe that I'm only forty reviews away from my 100th movie review.

Anyway, to celebrate reaching number sixty, as well as to give what I consider to be my Labor Day gift to you all, I have decided to review one of the most beloved films of the 1980s: "The Princess Bride".

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here once again with another review.

And today, I'll be reviewing "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", which is also the third and final installment of Brendan Fraser's "The Mummy" trilogy.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your awesome film, TV show, and episode reviewing dude here with another report.

And today, I'll be making a review on "Tooth Fairy", the 2010 film starring Dwayne Johnson to be precise.

Here's the rundown of this movie:

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I'd like to be honest with you guys. This is likely not the prettiest way to be making my 67th film review, but hey...as they say, not everything is all sunshine and rainbows.

This movie that I'm giving you all an analysis on today...IS OF THE VERY WORST ADAPTION OF A BIBLICAL STORY I'VE EVER SEEN:

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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your friendly as always film, TV show, and episode reporter here once again with another review.

And today, I’m gonna be giving you my 104th film analysis by reviewing Denzel Washington’s “Deja Vu”.

Here's the summary of this film:

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Rise and shine, Campers!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the second installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my review of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day".

Here's the summary of it:

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Yo, what's up, you guys?

Your friendly film and TV show reporter is once again in the house, and I'd like to start by wishing everyone a happy Independence Day!

Sound the trumpets! Light the fireworks and fire crackers! Wave the American flag! Roast the marshmallows!

Anyway...

Today, in honor of the celebration, I thought that this would be the perfect time to review "The Patriot".

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Ahoy, mateys!

This be yer old film and TV show buccaneer here with another word-filled treasure to show ye.

And today, following me latest film review, I be here to give ye sea dogs an analysis of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".

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When I was a child, I used to not be able to watch this movie for reasons I had yet to understand. But now, I make my next movie review of the week by reviewing a movie I wasn’t allowed to watch before, but was worth watching at the right age: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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Hiya, pals!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here, clocking in to show you guys another review.

Today, for my 8th "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna be presenting to you guys my review on "Matilda (1996)".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, friends.

This is your friendly movie & tv show reporter with a new review.

Today, I’ll be giving you all an analysis of “The Mummy”. The film from 1999 in case anyone’s wondering.

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What’s up, guys! I’m back with another review.

Today, I’ll be reviewing “Free State of Jones”.

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Greetings, my good comrades.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another analysis.

Today, for my 116th film review and 8th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of one of the most underrated films I've ever seen: "The Tourist".

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Greetings to all you loyal readers and comrades out there.

Your friendly movie and tv show reporter is once again here with another movie review.

Today, following my previous review, I will be analyzing its direct sequel, “The Mummy Returns”.

Here’s the summary:

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G'Day, Mates.

This is your honest and pleasant-minded film and TV show reporter here with another review.

And today, I'll be making my 44th film review by analyzing "The Fugitive".

Here's the summary of this all-time thriller and mystery film:

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Greetings, my good peoples. Both big and small.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another film review.

And today, I'll be making my debut of reviewing films by Blue Sky Studios by reviewing "Horton Hears A Who!".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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