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May
1st
2018

Happy First of May everybody! · 6:21am May 1st, 2018

Now that we can stop spamming that fucking Justin Timberlake meme every day, how about we celebrate with a different song to celebrate the first month of summer:

Mar
11th
2016

Review: Evita (1996) · 2:08am Mar 11th, 2016

Few things are as resoundingly disappointing as when a great musical gets a terrible movie adaptation. And, in a moment that is rather ironic, just like 2004's The Phantom of the Opera, Alan Parker's 1996 cinematic rendition of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice's 1976 rock opera Evita is an overblown, slow moving, sorrowfully inept attempt at taking an incredible dynamic and explosive play, and translating it to screen.

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May
15th
2018

Update 5/15/2018 · 5:32am May 15th, 2018

Sofurry-Fimfiction
Update 5/15/2018

Can't believe how much time has past since my last update...
Easiest way to say things is that alot of crap happened...
I've been trying to reorganize stuff.
Still haven't faved stuff for both Sofurry or Fimfiction just yet.
...Realized just now that Sofurry had some server issues, so the submission list of stuff I haven't
looked at that people have posted while I was busy, is now a list of just under 500.

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Nov
21st
2023

Happy (belated) 10th Anniversary to Frozen! · 3:44am Nov 21st, 2023

Ten years ago, two sisters separated by tragedy will find their ways back to each other again, all while a nefarious plot to take over their kingdom occurs in the shadows.

Jul
17th
2021

My Movie Review on I'll Be Home For Christmas (1998) · 4:33am Jul 17th, 2021

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first installment of this year's "Christmas in July" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "I'll Be Home For Christmas". The 1998 Disney film starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas, to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Aug
20th
2021

My Review of The Return of Jafar · 11:04pm Aug 20th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Sep
11th
2018

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven OST - Jonathan Joestar Battle BGM · 8:32am Sep 11th, 2018

Dec
23rd
2015

Rapid Fire Audio Reading Uploading · 2:34am Dec 23rd, 2015

I give you all an audio reading of A Reasonable Solution by -Hidden Identity-.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA13nKdB6Ts

I think I've generated my first troll. One downvote fewer than ten minutes after I uploaded the video. Of course, this is a play on "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. Maybe someone's got a beef against political satire.

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Jun
22nd
2019

[TF2] JONATHAN_TESTIMONIAL · 4:36pm Jun 22nd, 2019

Mar
9th
2019

My Movie Review on The Mummy (1999) · 6:00pm Mar 9th, 2019

Greetings, friends.

This is your friendly movie & TV show reporter with a new review.

Today, I’ll be giving you all an analysis of “The Mummy”. The film from 1999 in case anyone’s wondering.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Apr
8th
2022

My Review of David (1997) · 3:23am Apr 8th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Oct
8th
2023

My Review of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · 3:16pm Oct 8th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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May
4th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl · 5:14pm May 4th, 2019

Arrrgh!

Ahoy, mateys! This be yer friendly film and television reviewing buccaneer here, digging up for ye another film review that has been long buried under the sands.

And today, I bring to all of ye scalawags my review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”.

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Nov
20th
2023

My Review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania · 2:47pm Nov 20th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Apr
17th
2022

My Movie Review on Titanic (1997) · 4:51am Apr 17th, 2022

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, as requested on FiMFiction.net by HolyCross9, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Titanic". The 1997 film by James Cameron, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of it:

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May
5th
2020

My Movie Review on Bedtime Stories (2008) · 4:44pm May 5th, 2020

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the very first movie I've seen that starred Adam Sandler:

"Bedtime Stories"

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May
8th
2022

My Movie Review on The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (Plus, a Bonus) · 12:21am May 8th, 2022

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my third analysis on an installment of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Apr
2nd
2021

My Movie Review on The Prestige (2006) · 4:22pm Apr 2nd, 2021

Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Prestige".

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Mar
16th
2022

My Review of Gargoyles · 1:39am Mar 16th, 2022

My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!
0/5: MY EYEEEESSS!!!


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Jun
5th
2019

My Movie Review on Aladdin (1992) · 4:23pm Jun 5th, 2019

Greetings, my loyal readers.

This is your jolly film and tv show reporter here with another review.

And today, I will be making my 40th film analysis on one of my personal favorite Disney films, Aladdin. The 1992 animated classic to be precise.

Here’s the summary of this beloved tale:

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