two days ago, six police marshalls were at my neighbors house and asked if I've ever seen any suspicious characters. Of course I said no and then they asked my grandpa. A few minutes later we hear an officer shouting for someone to get on the ground meaning they found their guy.

Maybe he's the one who stole my PS4 and TV.

Glad to see a criminal get what's coming to him in a pair of cuffs and a ride to the station.

Jeffrey Epstein due in federal court after sex trafficking arrest, preyed on young girls, prosecutors say

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/billionaire-jeffrey-epstein-due-in-federal-court-after-sex-trafficking-arrest.amp

Christine Pelosi warns it's 'quite likely that some of our faves are implicated' in 'horrific' Epstein case

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Doesn't it come with its very own life-like figurines? How'd you even afford something like this?

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If you ask someone a yes/no question like "Want to go see Rogue One?" and they answer with something like "I had to wake up at 330 to go to work", then you can make a few assumptions.

1. They're passive aggressive
2. They're a fucking moron.
3. They can't use their big boy words to just say no like an adult.

Of course my reply was "Good for you, so you beat traffic!"

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Dave Chappelle Attacked By Transman?
From Clownfish TV

His words, not mine. But, yeah, some loser, probably at leftist freak, rush on stage and ended up with a broken arm. Then Dave Chappelle joked that it was probably a transman, because obviously, mentally unstable weirdo misbehaving in our society today, what else could it be, besides one of those wannabe communist losers?

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IN WHICH I AGE AGAIN
It's my birthday (later in the day) and I'm… getting drunker. Sorry I don't have a story ready to go yet. I really wanted to but I had business to take care of this week. So instead, enjoy TheFatRat. Happy Un-Birthday, y'all!!