https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5QzLD5koc
You are all going to be confused and happy with this outcome.
Don't I look better after a month of eating low fat healthy dust particles and photosynthesis solar energy? Best diet program out there, folks. You should all give it a try! You'll feel like a brand new you faster than what other diets can promise!
Just a heads up for anyone who missed the update on the front page.
No big picture this time. But just yesterday, and now today, my story view count has been reaching the 200's, especially yesterday. This brings a good feeling in me; I was kinda expecting my self-promotion to be ignored a little, then again, I do get a peak amount of views in my sleep.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/326507/your-middle-name-is-what
It may be a shirt story, but I think it's quite an adorable Scootaloo/Rainbow Dash tale. Go give it a read if you've got nothing to do for two minutes, or if you're waiting for your porn to download so you can fondle yourself and relieve the stress of a lonely existence.
That's just me here, isn't it? Waaaaah boo hoo me! Sniff...sob...