The gunpowder treason plot:

Even though the only plot around here is Pipp's soaring through the air.

Don't believe me? Look at this leaked plot I shared in my previous blog:

https://chinchillalace.tumblr.com/post/659883512033378304/my-little-pony-a-new-adventure-book-scans-major

You know what that means? Apart from a few funny moments, this movie's gonna suck! And I can't wait to riff the Tartarus out of it!

BTW, I read this list:

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Warning: Winter Wishday Spoilers Below!!!

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Certainly hope we get more news on Make Your Mark Chapter 4 soon. Even if it doesn't involve Opaline on fire.

In other news, if you've grown tired of my Elden Ring blog entries, good news; this is likely the last one for awhile. I'm likely done until the DLC.

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Hello once more Every Pony,

Well, I was bit by the G5 bug to write something based on the movie so I wrote am idea for a 'deleted scene' that I thought came out not too bad for something so short. I am a big fan of Hitch Trailblazer; the first male character of the franchise that is part of the lead cast of characters and I'm excited to see what the new writers have in store for him.

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Hasbro took a step back from the Disney logic of "Princess=Good, Queen=Evil" in the latter stages of Friendship is Magic, as well as G5.

After eight episodes, I look at Opaline and wonder who's going to write her better; the showrunners or the fans.

So far she's reminded me of the Stepmother from Cinderella, the Queen from Snow White, and Mother Gothel from Tangled.

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Good morning, everyoony! We finally have a trailer for Make Your Mark - Chapter 2! Get a full 1 minute and 35 seconds worth of teasing for our new pony series releasing on September 26th.

For the first four minutes, I was ready to once again blame Pipp for another experimental beauty product gone horribly wrong, but then the ending got creative.

I've decided to work on the second chapter of Power Rangers Magic Legends now, but I have another severe case of writer's block! I also have a question that I need answered. I have three options and two of them are to finish Magic Legends, but the third is start something else using King-Ohger as the source. I was thinking of doing a second season of Magic Legends with using ToQger or the new BoonBoomger. However, I seem to think I can somehow King-Ohger as a third option. Though I don't know

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I'm pretty sure this video will be worth watching just to hear me call the royal guard "Welsh carrots":

TYT's YouTube exclusivity will end sometime this year. No release date given.

In Halo news, Microsoft was hit with company-wide layoffs today, including 65 or more people at 343 Industries. Most tragically, Joseph Staten has also left to rejoin Xbox Publishing.

I can't really say I'm shocked. You don't under-deliver for 14 months and not have it come back to bite you in the ass at some point.

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jBbuFO_lOWgCtVE9DE74Z-N1z-lu5z5R/view

Because I fucking called it!

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So, this is one of the more hilarious ways to fumble an upload.

Season 2 Episode 7 of Tell Your Tale premiered today in a bunch of languages other than English.

So... Whenever we get the English version, I'll make another blog.

This week, our favorite adorable introverted unicorn gets a crash course in all the worst parts of having roommates. Although, as a fellow introvert, can I be real for a second?

*ahem*

Izzy, seriously: boundary issues. And if she has the privacy curtain drawn, that doesn't mean it's time to poke in and ask "room for one more?", that means it's time to get lost.

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Hi all,

Hope you all are okay! So, a little update:

First of all, the G4 fanfic is still on the works and I hope to release it next month...at least 3 chapters.

Now, I think the most important piece of news..."Gonna be my day" is going to have a sequel. I have been thinking about it and I believe I have come up with something interesting for this AU. It will probably be released alongside the G4 fanfic...hopefully before the new special.

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Warning: Near-pointless Rant Ahead

I don't know quite how to word this, so it probably isn't going to come across right to everyone.

So you don't like Sparky? That's fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

So you don't like toilet humor or fart jokes? Fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

All this bitching and moaning that G5 isn't as good as Friendship is Magic is getting so incredibly tiresome.

Get this through your head:
Friendship is Magic was lightning in a bottle.

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So this week, the episode came out two days early.

Aurora sends Twitch undercover to a bunny makeover.

And Sparky talks again. He's... Becoming... Adorable...!