...I dislike Rarity episodes. Quite a bit. I like the series and its characters because they're not superficially girly-girl and stuff, but the Rarity episodes move off in that direction more often than not by the very nature of Rarity's profession. I wouldn't exactly say it's a BAD thing for the show to cater more to its target audience, considering I and most people here are decidedly not such, but I literally do not care about the fashion aspect of this universe. As such, I'm not

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Yesterday, I read the entirety of Mort and several works of pony fanfiction, and added a thousand words to Mistletrapped.

Today, I read the better half of Pyramids and several works of pony fanfiction, and shall add another thousand words, if not more, to Mistletrapped.

Seems I’ve had a couple of pretty good days here, doubly so as I enjoyed several of today’s stories.

Today’s stories:

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I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened. 

It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things. 

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We've concluded "Quest of the cool pony." Have fun with that.

Tonight's is part THREE of "Living the Dream," so. Yeah. Suffer.

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With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.

When you come up with an amazing new OC with an adorable color scheme specifically tailored to your interests.

When you come up with an interesting backstory for that OC that ensures optimal character development.

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If you've bothered to look at Equestria Daily recently, unlike me who pretty much never checks the site, you may have noticed a thing.

I actually got featured on EqD! My first feature! It's here!

Granted, I've submitted my stuff before and been rejected all the other times - again, very good reasons to do so. I'm looking at you, comma errors.

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dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL

So here's a thing.

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“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

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