...And I am speechless...

Where to even begin. All I can say that, those people who said that this will be the closest the franchise will get to being a full-blown horror film, were pretty right on the money, with all those claustrophobic sequences with the dinosaurs.

A few scenes were genuinely heart-breaking, terrifying, & comedic, I won't tell you what those scenes are, and I'll avoid telling any spoilers...

...save for this...

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Satoshi Kon's debut feature is a surreal, disturbing and utterly fascinating study of psychological breakdown and catharsis coupled with a biting commentary on the exploitive nature of the television industry, and our own preoccupation with the imagery and nature of fame.

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Russian director Alexander Sokurov's spellbinding 93 minute meditation on more then 300 years of Russian history is an elegiac, elegant ode to a world long since lost to the forces of time, made all the more dreamlike and poetic by the fact that it is a single, uninterrupted tracking shot through the massive and labyrinthian world of Saint Petersburg's Hermitage Museum, otherwise known as the Winter Palace.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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It is set to premiere on April 8, 2022. Good news is that Colleen O'Shaughnessey will reprise her voice role as Tails.

Mulholland Drive stands as yet another fascinatingly mysterious entry into his eclectic filmography. Part noir, part romance, part psychological thriller and part back stage drama, the film blends and mixes genres into a dreamlike tapestry that defies convention in a way that only David Lynch can.

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You know, I'm still unsure if this was actually a movie, or just some sick, sadistic joke that was crafted out of the hellish pits of the Underworld as judgement for our sins.

Like, words soon fail to describe just how ungodly horrific this film really is. The direction is nonexistent, the sound frequently dips out or doesn't mix at all, and the acting is a black hole of awful.

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God is dead and Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie killed him.

I mean, WOW the sheer amount of failure contained in this cinematic atrocity is beyond human comprehension, and can only be viewed while completely and utterly stoned out of one's mind.

The sets look like literal toys, the acting is more wooden then the entire Petrified Forest, and the story is a mind bogglingly incomprehensible mess of...something.

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Yo, remember when Bryan Singer made good movies, and not just increasingly crappy sequels to subpar superhero movies?

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Black Dynamite, despite all appearances, isn't a long lost blaxploitation film, but rather a deliberately retro send-up/love letter to the genre, and, while it's obvious in every frame that the cast and crew love blaxploitation with a passion, it doesn't quite hold together as well as it could have, though, to be honest, that may be the point.

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There's this silly meme going around on Twitter where you post four screenshots from films that you feel define you in some way.

Well.

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This was created by Mike Inel. Check out this persons' work. It's pretty good. This came out yesterday and I would say that it hits me in the feels . Please watch this. It's sooooooo cute

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Yo, people of the interwebs! I'm back on here giving you another update blog on how boring my day has been....erm....it's been pretty boring. Nah, I'm joking. I've actually been up and about today, I had a little walk outside to clear my mind and regain a tiny portion of my sanity. It felt good to spend a couple of hours outside, rather than being stuck inside all the time however, once I did get inside I decided to have one last look at what was on at the cinema for tomorrow and I have finally

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