• Bless the world with more of Trixie
• Save herself from choking
• Escape from cages, ropes, cuffs, etc.
• Get out of babysitting
• Put her blood, sweat glands, and tear ducts into her work
• Explode Anon to see what he looks like naked
• Explode Anon again because he said he wasn’t paying attention the first time
• Give her heart to Twilight
• Escape from a hole by exploding until it’s filled
• Paint a room
• Feed [REDACTED]

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SHIT! AM I LATE?! WHAT’S GOING ON?

Time to represent my fellow bisexuals! We’re here, we’re queer, and we exist (even if we’re in a heterosexual relationship.)

Hope you all had the gayest day possible! For those who came out today, I hope it went well! For those who aren’t out yet, take your time and stay true to yourself <3 Happy Pride everybody!

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Hallo, my dear friends. Hat Man regrets that this story is late... er, not "late" in that sense, of course. Please enjoy this tale of mortal folly and arcane missteps as it continues.

Hello readers! How was your weekend? Get any good reading in? I did. Working my way through Jack Campbell’s second Lost Fleet series, which has been good fun. Spoilers, but he has an interesting approach to alien life.

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Hello readers! Welcome back to another episode of Being a Better Writer! There’s no weekend news (or rather any you didn’t already know past Episode 10 of Fireteam Freelance dropping), so we’re just going to dive right into things and get down to it!

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Welcome back to another Monday installment of our summer special! That’s right, it’s Being a Better Writer‘s Summer of Cliche Writing Advice! It’s not over yet! We’ve still got a few weeks (and cliche topics) left.

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Welcome back readers? I trust you all had a pretty enjoyable weekend? Especially with the newest episode of Fireteam Freelance having released on Saturday?

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Hello readers! Once again, we’re back with more Being a Better Writer! But first, how was your weekend?

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Or, to go by another title long-time readers of this site will recall, The Death Spiral.

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Hello writers! We’re back with the final installment of Being a Better Writer … from Topic List #20. Still, I probably gave a few of you a scare there. Tis the season, right?

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Welcome back writers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means. That, or this is your first time stumbling across this corner of the web and are just in awe or suspicion of what you’ve found. Maybe both.

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Oh readers, it is so good to be back!

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