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May
25th
2020

Things Trixie can do with her favorite spell · 12:00am May 25th, 2020

  • Bless the world with more of Trixie
  • Save herself from choking
  • Escape from cages, ropes, cuffs, etc.
  • Get out of babysitting
  • Put her blood, sweat glands, and tear ducts into her work
  • Explode Anon to see what he looks like naked
  • Explode Anon again because he said he wasn’t paying attention the first time
  • Give her heart to Twilight
  • Escape from a hole by exploding until it’s filled
  • Paint a room
  • Feed [REDACTED]
  • Break into the Canterlot Archives because it’s protected against normal teleportation
  • Escape from jail
  • Eat her heart out
  • Help others fake their deaths
  • Fake her own death
  • Explode after a good meal so she can eat more
  • Free tattoo removal
  • Explode a kid for calling her stupid
  • Explode his mom for calling the police
  • Escape from jail
  • Explode Anon every time he says he wants to die
  • Scare away attackers
  • Sell her horns to that one griffon prince
  • Explosive orgasms
  • Obscure a crime scene
  • Temporarily stop the urges
  • Trick a primitive tribe into believing she’s a god
  • Save herself from being poisoned
  • Intimidate foreign ambassadors
  • Escape from jail
  • Make modern art
  • Save herself from falling to her death by exploding right before hitting the ground
  • Put out fires
  • Win at Twister
  • Contaminate the water supply
  • Frame someone for murder
  • Get rid of the burning feeling after eating something spicy
  • Ruin an ugly sweater she doesn’t want to wear

and so much more

Comments ( 12 )

Apparently she has to have a way to escape from jail a lot. Considering what she and twilight get that should be a given.

Explosive orgasms

This is oh so very wrong. Please, do go on :rainbowlaugh:

Why do I have a feeling that 2merr's Trixie is their version of Dr. Bright? ... No, wait, that's Twiggles. My bad

Boom boom boom~
Even brighter then the previous Lulamoon moon moon~

In case you’re wondering, I’m referencing Firework by Katy Perry.

At least some of these are actually good ideas. And many more of them, aren't.

ANW

You should have said escape from Canterlot Dungeon at the end there.

I assume Twister is banned until Twilight receives clarification on the rules governing full-body amputation and how the former body parts are scored/penalized.

you forgot frame twilight sparkle for her crimes that a important one

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