Hello, everypony!! Today, I have some excellent news to share. And so…after weeks of trying to get them reinstated, my two April Fools stories that I initially deleted are now finally back on the site!! If you have not gotten the chance to read both of them yet, now you have the chance. Let me try and explain what happened as best as I can.

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Hello, everypony! This is Hawk Nightwing coming to you with a new update on the last two entries of the Misty Saga. I bet y’all have missed these more simple story update posts that have been becoming more and more infrequent since I’ve taken up activism and dedicated my YouTube channel to setting an example for the rest of the fandom. Well, don’t worry because here I am with another one! In spite of my grand ambitions, I am just a humble author on this site first and foremost and I think as

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(We fade from black to a shot of Misty and Alphabittle sitting together by a campfire)

“Tell me something,” Alphabittle tells Misty gently, breaking the silence. “Now that you’re free from Opaline, you can go anywhere…live a brand new life, far away from all of this drama. So why do you want to stay and fight to save the ponies who hate you?”

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Hey, everypony! So school is almost over for me. Finals are next week and afterwards, I’m FREE!! That means, I’ll be using this time to go all in on my content like never before, which includes releasing the A New Generation defense video. But if you thought analysis/commentary videos are the only thing you’ll be getting the holiday season, boy, are you all wrong. I have another treat cooked up for all you hardcore fans who have stuck with the Misty Saga until the very end, and you’re

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I’ve updated Redeemed! The second and final chapter is out and ready to be seen by all of you. This has gotta be the longest story that I’ve ever written, let me tell y’all. Tune in to see how the Misty Saga concludes now! Also, Chapter 6 is here!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!! And it looks like…we got another two-parter? Looks like we’re going all in on both finales. This shall be interesting for sure. See you all soon!

New review for the Tell Your Tale episode “Moon Festival” out now!

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From Saturday to yesterday, we got four new uploads in order from a review of the newest Tell Your Tale episode “Lavarynth,” my thoughts on the recent news regarding G5, a preview of my defense video in YouTube Shorts format (not embeddable), where I briefly explain why Sunny is a better protagonist than Twilight, and finally to top it all off, a review of my new favorite episode of Make Your Mark: “Father of the Bridlewood.” Enjoy!

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“Attention, everypony!! This is a national emergency!! Shut ‘em down! Code red! Code red! Activate the alarms!! They know everything now!!!! Erase all possible clues!! We’re busted!!! BURN THE EVIDENCE AND RUN!!!!!!”

screaming and mass panicking noises intensify

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SPOILER ALERT!!

Problem? I mean, yeah. Dammit, she’s a series-wide villain, isn’t she?! Now now now, let me explain myself. I haven’t watched all of Chapter 4 yet. Instead of watching the special and the other episodes first, I decided to cheat and jumped right to the ending of the final episode to see if Opaline was going to be defeated like we all thought. And she wasn’t. I mean she kinda was, but not really. She’s still around and hasn’t been destroyed.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!

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New review for the Tell Your Tale episode “Scents of Adventure” out now!

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Today marks Worthless’s one year anniversary of being posted to this site and kickstarting the Misty Saga! What a journey writing this series has been so far. When I first wrote the story a year ago, I never thought it would bloom into the phenomenon that it is now. Since then, I’ve learned so much and grown over the course of each installment. It’s because of you guys that I have the confidence I do as a writer, and I owe it all to this story. Misty really is a pony who speaks to me on

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Misty Brightdawn: “Hey, Izzy! Guess what?”

Izzy Moonbow: “Purpose releases this Sunday!!”

[beat]

Misty Brightdawn: (facehoof) “I…asked you to guess.”
_{Inspired by the TPOT 8 announcement on Jacknjellify.}

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking. ANOTHER post ranting about the G5 hate. Well, trust me, this just might be my last post on this topic as I do not want to give these clowns any more time of day. Let me explain. So for the past few days, I have been quite active on YouTube in anticipation for the new Make Your Mark special “Bridlewoodstock.” I even ran into my old pal The Ohvist while debating other users and trying to convince them to give this special a chance. Oh joy. Well, we don’t need to

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Hello, everypony and Happy New Year! Yes, it’s a bit late, but I am pleased to announce that I am back from vacation and what an interesting experience that has been. It ended up being the most productive 10 days for my channel ever, the first G5 defense video was finally uploaded, and I even got myself into a bit of a minor YouTube drama regarding my recent response video to beatfox15’s Chapter 6 review. Fun, right? Well all good things must come to an end, and with the start to a new year

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Hey, everypony! I am back with a casual blog post. Nothing ranty, no calling out a horrible person this time. I just wanted to clear the air and explain some things that have just happened, or will happen. For one, you’re probably very confused about why there are two extra stories before the cancelled Guardians of Harmony story on my story page. Don’t worry, I have an explanation for that, and trust me, it’s not as complicated as it sounds. It’s time to reveal my greatest shame.

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I literally just woke up this morning and saw that Eldorado had given The BlueEM2 and I admin status over the Official Generation Five Site group! It appears that the switch worked! Hallelujah!! While we don’t necessarily *own* the group by legal definition, Crystalbreeze and Edboii don’t seem to ever be coming back to it, so despite our status being just as admins, consider us the de facto new owners of the group in all but law. I’m currently waiting until Blue gets back home in order for us

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Bet you guys didn’t expect this curveball of an announcement, huh? Well, it’s true. To those of you wanting one of my oldest stories to make a triumphant comeback, your wish has been officially granted by me, your handsome King Magnifico of Rosas-wait a minute. Sorry, I just love Wish way too much. But yeah. I am proud to announce that Star Wars: The Trials of the Force (Part One) will be making a return in 2024 and it is my mission to finish it once and for all. It’s been a long

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