The King is Dead, Long Live The King · 5:54pm Jul 2nd, 2018
Gree-tings, hu-mans.
I come in peace from the blasted wastelands of planet Skype, to join you in this, the far-off space year 2018 and this strange new but verdant realm known to some only as: 'LOD-Has-Finally-Dusted-Off-His-Two-Rocks-Banging-Together-And-Moved-On-To-A-Gosh-darned-Discord-Account.'
It's name sounds more dignified in it's native tongue, no doubt. And Welsh.