"Have this mind among yourselves, which is yours in Christ Jesus, who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men. And being found in human form, he humbled himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross." Phillipians 2:5-8

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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(So, it turns out this chapter has a bit of controversial subject talked about. Just a heads up.)
And we continue our (less than) exciting expedition into the world of a murderous angel.

Last time, Cameron concluded that Gabriel was going to attack a prayer meeting, and Kirkland lost it, threatening a handcuffed man with a gun until the man said he didn't want to die.

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Greetings and salutations, my good friends.

This is your on-top-of-it-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here to give you all another film analysis.

And today, for my 77th film review, and my 3rd "Thanksgiving Treat" to you all, I'm gonna be reviewing "Joseph: King of Dreams".

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Ahoy, Mateys! And a very Happy New Year to ye too!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another shilling of a review.

Today, for me first film review of 2023, I be given ye scallawags me third take on a member of the VeggieTales franchise: "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie".

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Another day, another chapter. Last time we had: a confessional that experienced two biblical plagues; a priest who died of shock from said plagues; and a nun that doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.

And to think that is all a step down in amount of destruction from chapter 2.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I'd like to be honest with you guys. This is likely not the prettiest way to be making my 67th film review, but hey...as they say, not everything is all sunshine and rainbows.

This movie that I'm giving you all an analysis on today...IS OF THE VERY WORST ADAPTION OF A BIBLICAL STORY I'VE EVER SEEN:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Artist is Saveraedae.

My 70th film review.

Boy, I sure have been on fire with the film reviewing. I've even been planning on what reviews I'm wanting to post to represent specific numbers, particularly in the 5's and 10's numbers.

Number 70 is definitely no exception, because the film I'm reviewing today is on one of my favorite animated films:

Here's the summary:

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I'm gonna be headed to a retreat later, and I won't be allowed to bring my phone

I won't be back until some time Sunday.

So if you're waiting for me to respond to a pm or comment, know it might be a while.

I'm mostly saying this because one time I left for a week and everyone thought I'd killed myself, so I wanna avoid that this time and every time I go somewhere I can't use my phone/laptop for longer than a few hours.

*finger guns*