The previous stuff, story and comic, is finished.

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Our previous romp is wrapped and archived. Enjoy.

This week serves a dual role. It concludes the story we've been riffing for Ring's birthmonth, AND it's the end of "My Inner Life," which we've been chipping at for a bit now. Conquer them both here, now.

Sorry for the tardiness, I absolutely NEEDED to sleep after work today. And even then, I still barely did.

The first installment of our current ongoing riff is finished. The comic we started is actually still ongoing, which I was helpfully reminded of. You have until the start of next month.

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It started storming hard 5 minutes later. Press F to pay respects to orange construction barrel.

Hey, so there was supposed to be a poll this week! Sorry it wasn't ready for the update a few days ago, but them's the breaks. Pick some band names from this checklist. You get more than one, of course, because as a music fan myself I know picking just one can be a tall ask.

Choose your fate.

Was I secretly featured or something? 'Cause a view boost like that is definitely not normal.

Random blog just because

So this morning I was up early as usual on Mondays, and the rest of my family was sleeping peacefully. I was in the kitchen making oatmeal. When it was done I walked over to the other part of the kitchen for a few seconds to get something. And I'm so happy I did!
Because when I turned back again, there was a gigantic spider flying EXACTLY where I had been just a few seconds before!

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I read that Forbes article in my last blog post (Online publishing is winning SF&F) too uncritically. When it said, "Indie-published authors may be just 48% of the SF&F market", it was taking its earlier statement,

unit sales of self-published and Amazon-published ebooks ... constitute a full 48% of all SF&F sales across print, digital, and audio.

and pretending that it had said

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Can someone help me by giving me a quick summary of the F-Zero Lore, please? I started ready the wiki, starting by the pilots, and I so far saw that the galaxy seemed to be governed by a Galactic Federation like in Metroid and that the F-Zero races had been stopped I-don't-know-how-many-years between the first F-Zero game and F-Zero X, and that there had also been an accident three years before the events of X, but it starts to get very chaotic. There are just so many characters and places,

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The April Fool's thing is all set. Huzzah.

This week is the continuation of one of our ongoing crossovers. Enjoy while it lasts.

Yeah, there was supposed to be a poll attached to this week's blog. Wasn't ready in time, but at least there's STILL time.

The next riff is going to be a crossover. No ifs, ands, or buts. We have a FEW set aside, however, so now the onus is on all of you to decide for us. What series should we run the crossover of next time?

We didn't have one for you last night, sorry. For one thing, Ring was butt-ass tired and I wasn't at home, so we couldn't invest much energy into comment-voting the last one and making the intro for the new one.

For another, there are ZERO submissions within the 30K-50K range for a multipart sampler. We had nothing to work with.

So yeah. Try to square that away soon so we can square your update away, could you? We'd be ever so grateful.

Yeah, Ring's been up for 24 hours and I'm seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens tonight, PLUS it's a holiday, so we can't make our deadline today. We'll have a shorter story to compensate tomorrow.

Also happy New Year or some such thing.

Last week's nonsense is finished. Have fun with that.

This week's the continuation of a fic that couldn't have a more generic name if it tried less. Good luck.

Last week's double-finale is ready. Enjoy.

This week, we're fulfilling a promise I made in August and engaging in more self-flagellation. Rip and tear, until it is done.

Another day, another shitty Loud House fanfic. Still no ponies, just terribly butchered Nickelodeon cartoons. Yeah, there's a second story in this wonderful cavalcade of fuckery, and apparently a third one as well! *sighs and rubs temples* What a time to be alive, amirite?

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So, because we both like to violently torture ourselves, Crazy56U and I decided to do another solo-riff. However, we decided to do something different this time. Something not-pony related.

See, a few months ago, Crazy convinced me to take a look at Nickelodeon's newest hit series, The Loud House. After I ended up really liking it (admittedly to my own surprise as well), Crazy and I decided to riff a fanfiction of it.

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Last week's lovely round of garbage is all set. Enjoy.

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So, you remember Andrés from this post?

Well, he's just died It's very sad. We don't know what happened to him. We came to love him like a baby, but he has just passed away

Press F to pay respects.

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Okay, so I just got an official invite to my "baby" cousins' baby shower (she's like 8 days younger than me and we're both about to be 22 next month). It's the day before my birthday and idk if I'll be able to make it (leaning towards maybe for an hour). That's besides the point. This is just one of the many other baby shower invites I've received recently (thankfully it's the earliest because three of my friends are having baby showers within the next 2-5 months). I don't get it? Why are all

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