Nov
2nd
2015
I was attacked! · 9:02pm Nov 2nd, 2015
Random blog just because
So this morning I was up early as usual on Mondays, and the rest of my family was sleeping peacefully. I was in the kitchen making oatmeal. When it was done I walked over to the other part of the kitchen for a few seconds to get something. And I'm so happy I did!
Because when I turned back again, there was a gigantic spider flying EXACTLY where I had been just a few seconds before!
And it came out of nowhere, at first I thought it was a fly!
So, long story short, I panicked and screamed for help and kinda woke up my whole family like an hour before they had to get up.
Mom said she almost got a heart-attack
But she defeated the spider!
Aka put it in a cup and let it outside
But the moral of this story!
...spiders are evil
sounds like a exciting tale!
3516184 I would say more scary than exciting!
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What an adventurous life you lead!
This is why you need a bow and arrow Catnip
3516189 well, at least it really woke me up!
I am sincerely thankful Spiders don't fly!
3516193 nonononono all the no!
3516194 ikr?
3516196 and how exactly does that help with a spider?
3516308 yeah, be glad for that sorta!!
3516316 Shoot it
Beware the spider, for it has strands of web tied into the fear centers of your brain. They give me the creepy crawlies.
I am glad spiders don't fly. But you know what does?
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FREAKING COCKROACHES!!! I FREAKING HATE THOSE THINGS!!!
BTW, excellent method of hetting rid of pests: light a match or get a lighter and spray insecticide through it. BOOM! Instant homemade flamethrower; Nova tested, Nova approved!
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I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!
I don't know how you could dislike this.
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That sounds fun. My own mom would be so pissed if I did that though.
3516431 HEY! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE!!!
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I don't dislike them. They are beautiful. But scary. VERY scary! 
3516442 well, my mom was too tired for that
3516444 but.. But... Monsters
3516462 What do you think I made a homemade flamethrower for?
I'm taking my planet back from these things!
3516460 That's good I guess.
one of my friends would be flipping her lid at just the picture!
3543158 *throws a spider at your friend
3543160 she doesnt have an account on here.*tongue*