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May
5th
2020

My Movie Review on Bedtime Stories (2008) · 4:44pm May 5th, 2020

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the very first movie I've seen that starred Adam Sandler:

"Bedtime Stories"

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Jul
11th
2015

Review: Punch-Drunk Love (2002) · 5:32pm Jul 11th, 2015

The words 'cute' or 'endearing' aren't exactly words one uses to describe the filmography of Paul Thomas Anderson, a director whose filmography is known for its cynical and, at times, pessimistic look at human nature. These words are also not ones I'd use to describe Adam Sandler, a man whose 'films' generally consist of a vulgar sludge of lowest brow humor that would make a caveman want to destroy any and all traces of them.

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May
29th
2016

On Memorial Day Weekend · 6:13pm May 29th, 2016

Hello, there everyone; it's me, Fireflower with another new announcement: for those who had been staying with me, I had been going on hiatus infrequently due to fighting battles at college, and by fighting, I mean struggling to keep my head above the water since the start of the new year. So far it has been uplifting for me since I've made two new one-shot stories: A Second of Sanity and Ad Nauseam, both of which you can find on my profile as of this moment in time; of course, there's still

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Nov
11th
2016

What do you listen to while writing? · 1:10am Nov 11th, 2016

[Start scene: In Chinchillax's brain]
Me: Hmm... it's quiet in here.
Also me: No stop.
Me: I better turn on some music.
Also me: You better not.
Me: ♫We're no strangers to loooove♫
Also me: I SWEAR TO GOOGLE
Me: ♫You know the rules♫
Also me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
[End Scene]

And that's what it's like to be in my brain in a quiet room.

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Mar
25th
2021

The Lost Purse · 6:05pm Mar 25th, 2021

This video is another that I've been wanting to add to my "Funny Stuff" category for quite a long time. And, it's another that I've watched on YouTube from time to time and wanted to show you guys. Like many of the previous videos I shared, it's also one featuring another sketch from "The Carol Burnett Show". This time, it not only features the eponymous star herself, but also actor and comedian Don Adams as a guest star.

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Sep
3rd
2022

Why I despise this change in RWBY so freaking much · 8:30pm Sep 3rd, 2022

You know, a couple months ago, Linkara released his patreon sponsored review of the highly divisive superhero movie, Man of Steel. Even though I disagree with several points he made throughout the video, his feelings towards Superman snapping Zod's neck are exactly how I feel towards a certain change in RWBY that I am about to describe:

Anger, frustration, disappointment, and disgust.

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Dec
27th
2016

-Angrily Punches 2016 in the Face- · 7:42pm Dec 27th, 2016

As many of you may already know, Karrie Fisher passed away today after suffering a cardiac incident on a plane. She was only 60. My nerd heart breaks for this news, as this is someone who struggled with disorders, addiction, and more, only to climb out on top in recent years. To have her fall now...well...she deserved better.

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Feb
4th
2016

Review: Full Metal Jacket (1987) · 12:09am Feb 4th, 2016

It is often said that making a truly anti-war film is impossible. That in showing the act of war, we glamorize it.

Well, apparently Stanley Kubrick didn't get that memo, because Full Metal Jacket shows just how horribly unglamorous and inglorious warfare can be, all while filtered through an almost sarcastic, deeply impersonal filter.

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Sep
25th
2015

Review: The Master (2012) · 8:20pm Sep 25th, 2015

More of an experience then a standard film, Paul Thomas Anderson’s sixth feature is a tightly wound, disturbing yet fascinating character study, while also providing one of the best examinations of the cult mentality put to film in recent memory.

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Jun
5th
2021

My Review of Enchanted · 1:50am Jun 5th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Feb
24th
2021

My Movie Review on 50 First Dates · 10:08pm Feb 24th, 2021

Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 7th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "50 First Dates".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Feb
5th
2023

My Review of Her (2013) · 11:15pm Feb 5th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Oct
29th
2015

Review: Black Mass (2015) · 10:34pm Oct 29th, 2015

Scott Cooper's slow burn character study of infamous Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger is a showcase for a truly transformative performance by Johnny Depp, and while slow moving, is still an effective and engrossing portrait of Bulger.

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Oct
29th
2023

My Review of Black Adam · 6:57pm Oct 29th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Feb
22nd
2022

Black-To-Basketball Transition · 2:58am Feb 22nd, 2022

"I'm just gonna come in do my announcements and bounce..."

New York Mayor Eric Adams confirmed in a later press statement that he now does, in fact, identify as a basketball.

Jan
27th
2016

Review: The Big Short (2015) · 8:18pm Jan 27th, 2016

The Big Short is director Adam McKay's intentionally frenetic and bitingly satirical look at the 2008 global economic collapse, and, while it does manage to be an admiral attempt, ends up stumbling over it's own sense of self importance and self righteousness.

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May
2nd
2019

First of the Month... (At Night?!) · 2:59am May 2nd, 2019

Hello, there everyone; it's me, Fireflower with even another new announcement, this time at night for those who didn't read the title: for those who had been staying with me, I'd recently not only finished Alumni After All, there have also been seven new stories I've managed to publish earlier today, or rather late last night. Now that I've been able to pace myself and get focused in onto making some new stories within this year, this post should serve as an update to tell you what I'm behind

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Aug
29th
2015

FG Short 5 - A Banner Day · 4:50pm Aug 29th, 2015

Today's forecast: Flashy with a chance of character development.

"Love in a Flash"? Ladies and gents, we have a mild egotist and a hopeless romantic.

Edit: Best line of the short:

"You just projectiled science all over my chorus!"

Nov
30th
2016

VHS Update for November 30, 2016 - VIDEO COMING SOON · 8:55pm Nov 30th, 2016

I just received VHS copies of films from my math teacher Miss Harumi - three are from her native Japan.


American tapes are:


MEN DON'T LEAVE, which I've never even heard of before. Apparently, the back cover of it tells me that it'll keep me roaring. It's a Warner Home Video release from 1990; it's one of the last tapes from Warner to have an end label.

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Jul
25th
2019

My Movie Review on Independence Day (1996) · 4:38pm Jul 25th, 2019

Yo, what's up, Dudes?

This is your friendly film and TV show reporter back in the house.

And today, I'll be reviewing "Independence Day (1996)".

Here's the summary of this film:

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