Bella turns into a vampire and it hurts.

And that’s literally the whole chapter.

I am not fucking kidding.

We go back to Bella’s perspective right as she vomits blood. We get a brief recap of what she saw from the last chapter, only with a lot of descriptions of pain. Bella manages to cling to consciousness long enough to see (blalgh) Renesmee before blacking out.

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…There really aren’t. This is ugly.

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Edward and Carlisle are unable to find Irina, so they let the matter drop. Days go by with nothing bad happening, so the Cullens decide to go about business as usual. But one day, while arranging some vases, Alice gets a vision so shocking that she drops one: the Volturi are coming for the Cullens. All of them. They’ll be arriving in about a month. Because there’s so many of them, it can’t just be to check up on Bella’s current life/undeath status; it’s about Nessie. When Irina saw Nessie

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Too-much-bullshit alert.

Jacob, Leah, and Seth run another patrol around the Cullen house, and I feel like I’ve said something along those lines twenty times in the past eight chapters. Leah awkwardly thanks Jacob for putting up with her and promises to try to not get on his nerves. They do nothing of consequence for nine pages and this book is so padded a La-Z-Boy factory would find it excessive. Eventually, Leah speaks up again:

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Hi y'all...
I just started becoming a role-player in a forum, and would like to be more active there. I won't exactly be leaving Fimfiction like last time, but I won't be here everyday like I usually am. To those that are still looking forwards to my new stories:

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I've been starting to feel my inspiration for MLP works wane for a while now, which means I either am losing interest or just need a break from doing the work, for some time now but just recently it's been making itself more known in how I feel about it all. Yes, I want to watch those new episodes, but the drive to continue watching or actually go and find where to watch them isn't as evident as it was. The inspiration within the fandom I have is not as strong as it used to be, so I'll be

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Why didn’t I just stop reading? Oh, right, because I’m a glutton for punishment.

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Hello. Short and sweet.

Here's a really swell reading for an old sad, slice of life story of mine. "Pony Break"! About a human office company that hires Fluttershy to help reduce stress levels. Or maybe it's about a human going through a mid-life crisis. Who knows. Regardless, check it out below. It has music and voice acting and everything! Well, no. Not cake, but...

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Once again fellow writers and readers I speaketh to you. Why? Because I have returned from my spiritual journey. After 90 days without mlp or electronics I am ready and happy to once again join in all the debacle.

That describes most of the book. Most of the series, actually.

Aro and Caius, another one of the Volturi, discuss Nessie, and Bella overhears. Aro is adamant that Nessie isn’t an immortal child and the Cullens don’t deserve to die for that. Then Caius brings up the werewolves:

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More and more vamps start hanging out at the Cullens’. Naturally, they need to hunt humans. Jacob’s miffed at the killing, but he shuts up for Nessie’s sake. In the space of three sentences. Really:

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Before Charlie leaves, he and Bella briefly talk about how much to tell Renee. They decide no more than is necessary; Charlie says he’ll think of something. He asks to hold Nessie for a moment, and… Ugh, this is creepy:

I could see it in his face — I could watch it growing there. (I know, you just said it.) Charlie was just as helpless against her magic as the rest of us. Two seconds in his arms, and already she owned him.

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Hey all, I'll make it quick. I've been thinking about taking a little break from writing so I'll be going on a short hiatus from writing and whatnot. I'll still occasionally visit the site to check on comments and what have you, but just know you'll see my return the day I announce the OCHG Tournament Season 2 finale.

It's totally not because I got myself back into Skyrim.

okay it is

Edward keeps Bella busy on the island for days, with things like snorkeling and hiking and birdwatching, and she’s tired a lot. One night, Bella suggests waiting a little more for her to be turned; she wants to try out Dartmouth a bit, stay human for longer than she’d expected. Why? So she and Edward can bang some more. Hate hate hate.

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Some authors just don’t grasp the concept of “unedited”.

It’s morning. Jacob and Seth have been patrolling off and on throughout the night, one of them sleeping while the other runs. Jacob’s wrenched from his fitful sleep by Seth’s howling; Leah’s also joined their pack. For some reason, Jacob and Seth both act like this is a bad thing.

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We don’t get to see Bella and Jacob throw down, which might’ve been impressive. We don’t even get to see them get pulled apart. We cut to after the incident, where Edward and Seth have already intervened and stopped Bella, although Bella broke Seth’s arm. Edward praises her for keeping control over herself for as long as she did. Shut up with the amazing control part. I don’t care if it’s true, I’m tired of hearing it. Bella tries to calm herself down from her spat by thinking over some

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...But I want quality, not quantity.
I also am still technically on my break for writing...
But, you can find me on Discord
Just ask for a few server or RP invites or whatnot.
Or, you know, contact me through other means.
I've linked all that I can for where I am at.
See you there, or not.
Peace out.

Today I have two stories. Yes, only two stories. Did you know these take a very long time to write? I'm not sure how Titanium Dragon does it, but yikes. Anyway, what to promote.
*Read this blog by me - It refers to a contest which I want to participate in, but probably won't. Might just write something like that anyway, but we'll see.

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