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GMBlackjack
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For The League of Sweetie Belles:

GMBlackjack:
> Start

You are now Cinder "Sweetie" Belle. You are overcome with your cuteness, which is unusual given how much time you spend around others nearly as cute as yourself. For some reason, you find yourself on the moon.

What Will You Do?

Moonstuck is a tumblr "askblog" done in the style of Homestuck Problem Sleuth, where instead of asking questions people would submit 'commands' that little ol' Woona would then perform in some usually cute-as-heck comical fashion.

So that's what we're doing here! Anyone who wants to can submit possible commands. Every so often I will take ONE (usually, anyway) submitted command from one person and use it to create a small update to the story - probably only a paragraph or so. Then I update, wait for more commands, pick one of those, etc. etc.

You can submit commands anywhere, though if you want everyone else to see it you should probably post it in this group thread here. You can also PM me in fimfiction or really anywhere with permanent message storage. The only limitation on what you can suggest is that it has to fit into an E-rating by the original author egophiliac's request. Comments can be as absurdly nonsensical as you want, otherwise. There will be no need for cooperation between your suggestions - I will simply take the submission I like the most.

After the story wraps up in one way or another, I will compile everything I wrote in this thread and post it as a full chapter. So if you don't want to interact, I suppose you can just wait for that to come out in what'll probably be a few weeks.

Most updates will be given within an hour or so of the previous one (while I'm awake). HOWEVER, for this first update, I will hold off for several hours - five or six or so - so people can get a chance to learn about this and read a little bit of Moonstuck if they want to see how this will be run. (I will not have any more images like Moonstuck, unfortunately.)

I highly recommend reading the first few pages of Moonstuck to see how this is going to work. Don't worry, the link above already puts the posts in chronological order.

Now, what're you waiting for? Leave suggestions! Let's create a cute-as-heck adventure!

-GM, master of absurdity.

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>Wonder why you are on the moon.

>Smile and wave at the audience-- or where you think they are, at least.

>Check and see whether or not you are alone on the Moon.

>Do a fancy jig.

>RunFloatingCommands.exe
>Floating command: Have an existential crisis
>Floating command: Have an existential crisis
>Floating command: Have an existential crisis

Retrieve arms from chest
Retrieve weapons from barrel

(Hey, stealth puns are best puns. It was over a year before I realized what Jack and PM were doing.)
("barrel" is the name for the main body/chest of pony/horse types as I understand it)

>Check if you have a dimensional device

look for Apollo 11

talk to neil Armstrong

cuddle buzz aldrin

Command> find out why you are wearing a spaghetti hat

>Wonder why there is a frog on your head.

Pick up a rock and throw it as far as you can. Shoot for around the moon and catch it.

Huh, Problem Sleuth now is this based off one then?
Well then.

> Inhale moon dust to enter your imaginative zone. Make sure to dig a hole into the moon and cover up the top first!

Oh and before I forget.
> Check for the totally non-existent pumpkin behind yourself.

I'll read Crisis first then the league section. I'll might report back in a few days.

let's go with the cinderest of the coices: Panic

-Ask the Spoon for information

>Ask the moon how I got here.

Moon dust?

> Shoot portal gun at lunar surface to make a path back home

> Make friends with moon rocks

>Figure out that Prophets are directing you to do things
>Think of a way to use Prophets to get home, when you wish too

I don't see any wormhole aliens, do you?

GMBlackjack
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FanOfMosteverything:
> Retrieve hooves from crater.

Your hooves are already attached to your person! Why would you need to retrieve them? ...Unless you are currently standing in a crater. You honestly can't tell, the moon looks flat from here, but it could just be a really big, smooth crater with smaller craters in it.

At the very least, you have confirmed that all four of your hooves are still attached to your person - and your tail, as a bonus. You decide not to count your head as a limb, even though it too is still where it should be.

On you. It's supposed to be on you. It is not supposed to be on the moon.

Speckle:
>Check and see whether or not you are alone on the Moon.

You take a look at your surroundings, finding no other ponies or people on the moon with you. You see several moon rocks, an expanse of moon dust, an improbable chair, an origami crane sitting in the chair, and a black number 30 that appears to be wearing a tiny hat.

You see absolutely nothing else.

>Yoink the black number 30 that appears to be wearing a tiny hat.

-Check to see if the moon tastes like cheese

>Check the pumpkin.

> check for atmosphere (how is breathing?)

GMBlackjack
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Undeadking243:
>Check the pumpkin.

ABSOLUTELY.
NOTHING.
ELSE.

Golden_Reflection:
> check for atmosphere (how is breathing?)

You wave your hoof in front of you, discovering that there is no atmosphere to speak of. Yet, you are breathing just fine.

"Again? I was just in the Universe Generator!"

Turns out speaking works just fine as well. Impossibly.

>That doesn't make sense to me. But then again, you are very small. Utilize your nonsensical smallness in order to put the origami crane on your head.

>Do a fancy jig. It's obligatory.

>Boggle at improbable circumstances. (boy, I sure hope I used that word right o.O)

>Test the gravity. That's always an indicator of moon quality.

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Be the origami crane

>Enjoy pleasant evening stroll.

-Wait, what's that sound? You hear something in the distance.

> Become one with the Moon

GMBlackjack
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Masterweaver:
>Do a fancy jig. It's obligatory.

You are overcome with the need to dance like there's no tomorrow. You hop onto your hind hooves and attempt to recreate the fancy dance you did in the Enchanted Library. You manage to pull off some seriously cool and smooth moves for about twelve seconds before you promptly fall flat on your face.

The 30 with a fancy hat lowers to 25.

You feel insulted, though you're not sure why.

>Pose like a Stand User to make up for lost HBP.

-You take the 25, those numbers could come in handy later.

>The 25 with a fancy hat taunts you. Challenge it to a game of hoof-wrestling to prove you deserve its hat.

>Wonder what the numbers mean...

>Take giant steps.

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> have that existential crisis you've been putting off over the fact that you are a puppet dancing to some crazy writers strings

>Wonder how you got there.

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>Pull out a marionette and make it do the moonwalk.

GMBlackjack
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Blaze Rod:
>Wonder how you got there.

You come to the rather shocking and disturbing realization that you have no idea how you got here.

Tracing back your memory, you remember walking in the halls of Swip while she was being re-constructed, thinking about how you probably shouldn't store any personal valuables in her since she seems to get blown up a lot. And then... it all goes fuzzy. The next thing you can remember for certain is being on the moon, thinking about hooves and craters.

>Duty calls! Recruit the origami crane as a spy bird and command it to scout the moon!

>Look up to see what this is the moon of

>Search your clues for self.

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