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Hey

1. I'd tell you a joke about hats, but it might go over your head.
2. Do you get it?
3. Do you get it?
4. DO YOU GET THE JOKE!?!?
5. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING. PLEASE LAUGH, I'M DESPERATE.
6. *Cries*
7. How does a penguin build its house? IGLOOS IT TOGETH--
8. How youre day.

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. X-Wing, TIE fighter, or E-Wing?

1. You have a long series of stories done in a strict 1,000 word format, as part of a stated "1K challenge". What is this challenge? Is it self-imposed?

2. You've written many characters over many stories. Have any of those characters stood out as especially fun or unique to you to write?

3. What tends to be the easiest thing to write in your stories? Conversely, what is the hardest?

4. Are there genres or types of stories you've wanted to try but haven't yet?

5. At the time of writing these questions, you currently sit at 135 stories. Do you have particular favorites among that number?

What would you whisper into a vagina?
What would it whisper back?

Niiice
1) Can you sing me a song?
2) Kill-fuck-marry: fish, birds, bugs.
3) What is a good use for a surplus of lemons?
4) What is the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?
5) If you could smell like anything at all, what would you choose to smell like?

Have you seen Everday Monstergirls and Monstergirl Doctor?

What's you favorite monstergirl type and why?

What mostergirl do you want to fuck the most?

If you have a monstergirl you're embarrassed to admit to liking, who is she, what is she, and why?

Do you think it's strange that the Monsters are split between monstergirls (female) and furries (males) in a lot of series?

Which pony, or ponies, would you most like to see as characters in a monstergirl series?

Would you consider writing a crossover fic of ponies and monstergirls?

If Anon came to Equestria and all the ponies were monstergirls with even weirder quirksthan they already have, you know, anime logic, how quickly would he get through them and have an actually functioning harem instead of this bitchboi non-sense of trying to pick just one girl when a fleet of women are throwing themselves at him in every episode?

Favorite milf?

Favorite non-pony?

Why is Spike the worst and everyone that likes him wrong?

If dick-cheese could be blocked and slicked for sandwiches, how much vaginal marinara would we need to spread on our avocado toast to make a fuck trophy? A flushed consolation prize is acceptable too.

Congratulations! You're ready for a Vylon Question!

1.) Whats it like to write? Any tips, tricks or things you wish you knew when you started?

2.) If you were given 33 drinks of your choice every week, would you give Knighty
a place to stay at/near your home?

3.) Would you hug thing-pone? Kiss them good night? Tell them every little thing is going to be alright?
Would you stick your peener in it? (Or snootle boop and let them be a roommate?)

4.) Any themes, characters or genres that you think should have more stories written about?

-) What inspires you to write?
2-) How do you make worst pony become best pony?
3-) I see you have allot of mature stories. What's your favorite one and why?
4-) What super power would you like to have?
5-) Did you, during your life, sit down on your chair and said to yourself: "Why do i like this colorful equines?"
6-) A creature of four legs looks very displeased with it's friend. The friend is making a piece of clothing for the displeased creature. Upon giving questions to the creature, it answer that such piece must have a certain percentage to finally fulfill the creature's demand.
What percentage do you think could be?

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites? -- Bonus points if you're a fan of Durarara!!

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

You've written a lot of stories. That isn't a question, it's a statement.

A lot of stories.

What powers you?

Who is best MILF and why is it Twilight Velvet?

Alternatively, why is it Princess Cadance?

Do you have any opinions on donkeys?

If you were to discuss antidisestablishmentarianism with Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Senior, would you do it in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, or would you do it in Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä?

I'm watching live right now. You get to talk to the person asking these questions!

So, after the tremendous successes of
In Which Flurry Heart Shipping Her Father With All Alicorns Include Herself
Daddy What's Sex
The Crystallock
A Slice of Pumpkin's Cake
Button Mashing a Creamy Heart

Next incest fic when?

Are you Following me just because I'm already Following you, or for some other reason?

Oh, wait, you aren't following me. On a scale of one to ten, how embarrassed are you right now? Remember you are under oath.

Did you fix that?

J. K. It's not a big deal. I see you broke the 1,000 Follower count. How much do you value Follower count?

Not a big deal, right?

Btw, did you fix that yet?

J.K. not a big deal.

>Unfollows

J.K. luv u bby.

srsly tho. fix that.

So what are you drinking right now?

FUCK! There you go. Drink some more. Wait, that's not a question. Or is it?

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