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First post! I hope you're impressed.
1) What is the secret of your unbridled, runaway success? How can I emulate it?
2) What's one piece of advice you wish you could give to a young Pat?
3) What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?
4) Have you ever seen a ghost?
5) Compose a final line for my poem:
There once was a fellow named Pat
Who found that his chest was too flat
So he took lots of drugs
To enlarge his small jugs
.............................

Pat is love, Pat is life.
What is your greatest accomplishment?
Who's worst pony?
What is the best pizza?
If you could, would you?
Fuck, marry, kill: Sakura, Jack, Astolfo
Would you a thingpone?
When are you putting a bun in Vy's oven?

How does it feel to be horse famous?
Why are you so dummy thick?
I know you have the world's largest harem, but tell us a bit about your favourite girlfriend Vylon?
Could you tell us about the time your period synced with Vy's?
Could you give us your best Australian Accent?
Talk dirty and make some aeroplane noises?

I love you, babe~!

What doth life?

Pat who?

Who on the cast gets head pats from Pat?

Which of the mane six would have the finest ass?

How good are you at sucking a golf ball through a rubber hose?

Favorite novel and why?

Skate fast or eat ass?

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Paint me like you did in Vancouver, Johnathan.

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

1. Best Ship? Worst Ship?

2. What is the lowest point in your opinion that bronies have been in?

3. What character would you give just 1-2 more big appearances on the show?

4. Can you do a Diamond Dog impression?

5. Can a headless Pat give more head pats while headless Pat pats patted heads?

69. Why?

How does this make you feel?:

Can you Pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?

Who are you?

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites? -- Bonus points if you're a fan of Durarara!!

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

Is this krusty krab?

1) what meme resonates with your daily life?
2) can Pat Pat a Pet?
3) who is best background pony?. Now, what episode premise you would put best background pony as the main protagonist?
4) here's a philosophical question: when you think about something, your brain creates that thought and you can visualize such idea into your mind. But, what if us, humans, posseses, naturally, the power of seeing through other parallel universes by merely thinking about something. Basically our thoughts are the doors to access such parallel universes. Do you think that this explanation might be true?. If so, How can we extract this power to finally achieve the power of travelling across parallel universes IRL?

How does it feel to be loved by everyone?

Who in the cast would you not give the n-word pass?

Do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex?

What do you think about dark genitals?

How does it feel to have Octavia adore the size of your watermelon?

Will you finger Octavia's nose?

Please read in your best EMIYA voice <3:
I am the bone of my cringe
Fat is my body and anime is my blood
I have created over a thousand memes
Unknown to death, nor known to real life
Have withstood autism to create many waifus
Yet, those hands will never hold anyone
So as I fap, unlimited weeb works

You are a pedophile, and a blind little filly pegasus approaches you and looks up at you with hope in her eyes.
"Please, Pat. I just want to feel useful for once. Please fuck my eye sockets. These eyes don't do me any good, but they could give you so much pleasure. Even though it would hurt, I want to feel useful, just this once. And once my eyes are gone, you'll still have the empty socket. My empty eye sockets will always be here for you to fuck, Pat. And I'll always cry for you, so you can slide in easily. And I'll shut my eyelids real tight, around your cock, just the way you like. Please, Pat, for me?"
Will you fuck her eyes, or will you crush her feelings?

You are a necrophile, and you are fucking the freshly deceased corpses of your family when Rainbow Dash comes over and begs you to share your father's corpse with her so that you can punch the gut of your father and make the corpse explode its decomposing juices inside her. Will you let your dead father cum inside Rainbow Dash, or will you kill her to add her corpse to your fetish collection?

How are you today?~

1.) If you were to hug anyone on the Barcast, why would it be Pencil?

2.) If you were given 33 drinks of your choice every week, would you give Vylon
a place to stay at/near your home, cooking her breakfast each and every day?

3.) You already said yes to thingpone. What would be the ideal 'thing' as a pone? Would you sacrifice Octavia to get the near perfect waifu thingpone? What about sacrificing Vylon? If Vylon was the thing(pone), would that be hot, or not?

1. Are you PatsDaleDimmaDaleDimmaDimmsDomeuaDomeDimmsDimmaDimmadome, owner of the PatDimmsDimmaDaleDimmaDimmsDomeuaDimmaDimmsdaleDimmaDimmsdale Dimmadome? And you have a long lost son Dale PatDomeDimmsmaDomeDimmadomeDimmsdaleuDimmadomePatDimmsDimmadome, heir to the DimmadomeDimmsdomeDimmaDaleDaleDimmauPatDimmaduDimmsdomeDaleDome fortune?

2. Would you break a piece of that kitkat bar for Vylon?

3. Would you break her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for a piece of that kitkat bar?

4. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

5. Hit me with your best pickup line.

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE CUP.
Speaking of cup, who is best divegrasser?
Do you still hum the songs I wrote about you?
Do you want more Pat in Equestria fics?
DO YOU WANT MORE?
CAN WE GIVE HIM MORE?
GUYS???
MORE PAT IN EQUESTRIA???
CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE???