After a kleptomaniac human finds himself in Equestria due to a heist gone wrong, he joins the local crime syndicate and puts his skills to good (bad) use.
In a lonely white, padded cell, a broken previous-human experiences the continued downward spiral that having multiple personalities inflicts upon the self.
A Juggernaut wakes up in a crashed ship, and makes it his goal to kill as many enemies as he can before he falls. Nobody is more surprised than he when something other than enemy soldiers are waiting outside...
Something crashes on the Everfree Forest. As Lyra soon learns, the something is a massive construct, and there is somebody inside. Somebody that wants nothing more than to be left alone.
Divide gets pulled into Equestria through magical seepage when a spell doesn't have its intended effect. Once there, he finds that all ponies, sans the Elements of Harmony, are inexplicably attracted to him.