RUN MEN RUN AWAY BEFORE IT...Must buy games

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Good thing I'm loaded.
Pimpin' aint easy, but it sure is cheesey, if you catch my driftwood, fo' sheezy.

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Meh I'm an army ranger captain I've got so much green I rub my ass with it

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I want Borderlands 2 to go on sale so I can cross-play with peeps on PlayStation.

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You mean like vegetables? You know you're supposed to eat those, not wipe your ass with them, right?

don't worry my wallet is mentally challenged he never leaves his rest spot

1269204 This is when I'd buy all the games for my Steam account.

IF I HAD ONE!!!

1269204 Bout fuckin' time. Imma load up on expensive games now. Bioshock Infinite? GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Me: Wallet, you have to listen to me very carefully.
Wallet: Ravenmane, I'm scared.
Me: Hide under the bed.
*Wallet hides under the bed*
Me: I can hear them already. Now, they're going to take you.
Wallet: Please help me.
*Ravenmane's hands reach down and take the wallet*
Me: I don't know-wait, why am I doing this? Steam, take my moneys!

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Ah shit. The servers on Steam are going to be hustlin.

And probably at very slow speeds.

Whats a wallet? No seriously, think about that for a while.

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Thankfully (enh...) I have no means of purchasing things through Steam, so I'm essentially vaccinated against the fever.

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Some of us leave our creeeeeeeeeeeeeedit/deeeeeeeeeeeebit cards in our wallets you know.

1269204 I can't even go to the store because it's so crowded.

1269255 I think he means green money.

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Don't be ridiculous! Coins are silver and copper colored, not green.

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You didnt think. Think.

*Gabe Newell swimming in bills*