In other words, I don't even have Photoshop. Give me a break. Moving on.
A Wicker Man Crossover?
Nicolas Cage stealing Twilight's balloon?
Trollestia trolling?
Your body isn't ready.
If this story is crap, I'm sorry for wasting your time. I just did it for the lolz.
Total Words: 32,260
Estimated Reading: 2 hours
When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.
*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*
Ponyville is being threatened by the ravaging gang of drakes, Krastos’ Krew, looking to eat the town out of house and home! Brute force won’t work against these creatures, but Twilight Sparkle comes up with a plan to end their threat once and for all. A plan that rests on the shoulders of...Fluttershy?!