Cheese Sandwich has a relationship question. Prince Rutherford, of all creatures, has an answer.

Written for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the comedy category. Find the other entries here!

Edited by the amazing Arkadios! Inspired by the Horslips song Mad Pat.

The days are short and the nights are long for one Anonymous. How will he overcome such grand adversity? Through sheer will power and the desire to chase a better tomorrow?

Nah. He’ll be forced out of his domicile by Twilight Sparkle, and into the unforgiving sun.

Not literally. That would hurt.